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Me and Libertine, continuing to fake an SMS conversation. Extremely stupid. I warn you.

Harry in the car, SMSing Draco...
Harry: YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
Harry: IS GOING TO KILL GINNY.
Draco : WTF?!?! I DID ch1k3N!!!
Draco: I DUN CARE!!?!?!
Draco : CH1K3N!!!!!
Draco : B4STRD
Harry: L3MON OR CURRY?
Harry: DID U F33D C4T?
Draco : L3MON FUK U
Draco : FUK THE CAT
Draco : IT CAN HAV UR CH1K1N NOW
Harry: HAF TO SAV4 GINNY!
Harry: WIL BBIAB
Draco : BUB IS EATIN UR Ch1k3N!!!!!
Draco : PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
Draco : (TH4T WAZ BUB)
Harry: NO S3XOR FR U!
Draco : FUK U I HAV BUB
Draco : SHE APRECIATES MY C00KIN
Harry: BUB APR3CIAT3S UR SM4LL DICK
Draco : OK I HAV L0CKD THE D00R B4STRD
Draco : UR ON THE COUCH
Draco : SOME1 ESLES COUCH
Draco : MY DIK IS NOT SMAL
Harry: OK OK ITS NOT
Draco : IT IS PETIT
Draco : B4STRD
Harry: I W4NT UR H4RD COCK
Harry: BUT HAF TO SAV3 GINNY
Draco : DONT U SWETTALK M3
Draco : U ASS
Hary: I W4NT UR L3MON CHICKN 2
Draco : 2 L8.
Draco : ALLLLL G0N.
Harry: WIL GET CURRY ON W4Y BAK
Draco : H0P3 IT GIVES U TH SHITS
Harry: I <3 U
Draco : I <3 U 2
Draco : B4STRD
Harry: U W4NT S0METING WHIL4 IM 0UT?
Draco : YEH. N3W B0YFRIEND
Harry: HM. WILL L00K R0UND.
Draco : U 4SSH0l3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U CHEATIN PERVIN B4STRD!!!!
Harry: LOL
Draco : U R ASKIN 4 IT
Harry: GIV4 IT T0 M3, B4B3333
Draco : n0
Draco : U TAK MY HART U TAK MY LUV & U SAY FUK U TO MY CH1K1N
Draco : I AM INDIp0SED 2 U
Harry: I <3 UR CH1K1N
Harry: MUST S4V3 GINNY
Draco : FUKIN H3R0
Draco : IM TH FUKIN H3R0 U NO
Draco : IT W4S RELLLLLLLY G00D CH1K1N
Draco : H3R01C CH1K1N
Harry: *W33Ps*
Draco : I S0RRY
Draco : I <3 U BUT UR stil A B4STRD
Harry: UR CH1K1N IS H3R0IC BUT I <3 U M0R3 TH4N UR CH1K1N 3V3N
Draco : MY HART MELTIN
Draco : LIK3
Draco : CH1K1N S4USE
Harry: FUK GINNY. C0MING H0ME N0W
Harry: SH3 SMSD M3
Harry: SH3 IS FUCKING P4NSY
Draco : W0t?!
Draco : !!!!!!!!!!!
Draco : UR SHITIN M3
Harry: 4M N0T SHITIN U
Draco : U R
Draco : IF THY WER FUKIN U WOUD B WATCHIN
Harry: UM
Draco : OMG
Harry: OK S0 SH3 DIDNT SMS M3
Draco : U S4W?!
Harry: I C4NT S33 NEM0R3
Harry: CURT4INS CL0S3D
Draco : CUNTZ!!!!!!!!
Harry: 4M C0MING H0M3
Draco : TRY BACK WINDO
Draco : DO U HAV CAMRA???!
Draco : FUK U STAY THER
Harry: G0T SUM G00D SH0TS
Harry: 4M H0RN3333 N0W
Draco : B4STRD I HAT U
Draco : R THY GOOD SHOTZ?
Harry: I TINK S0
Draco : W0t?? U TINK S0??? WTF???
Harry: 0P3N D00R!
Harry: WILL T3LL U 3V3RYTING
Draco : UR LYIN 2 MAK ME OP3N TH D0RR!
Draco : U B4STRD!
Draco : I DID NOT BELEEVE IT NEWAY
Harry: ITS TRU!
Harry: L3T M3333 IN!!
Harry: 4M HONGR33
Harry: I W4NT UR CUCKHRD!
Draco : GET A CURRY
Draco : GO SL33P WIT UR MADE UP LESB14N FRENDS
Harry: *W33PS*
Draco : I <3 U
Draco : SORY
Draco : BUT YR NOT GETIN IN
Harry: I <3 U 2
Draco : B4STRD
Harry: WILL G0 H4V3 CURRY WITH L3SB14NS
Draco : U B4STRD!?!?!?! U CHOSE THM OVR M3!!
Draco : U FUKKER
Harry: U W0NT L3T M3 1N!
Draco : IM RELY FEDIN BUB UR CH1K1N NOW
Draco : B4STRD
Harry: *W33PS*
Harry: L3T M3 IN, DR4C0!
Draco : UR NOT RELY CRYIN. UR FAKIN. U HAV UR LEB14NZ
Draco : UR CURY
Draco : Y U NED ME!?
Harry: I H4T3 CURRY. AN L3SB14NS
Harry: I <3 U
Harry: I <3 UR CH1K1N
Harry: I <3 UR CUKH4RD
Draco : U NERLY HAD ME
Draco : BUT N00NE H4TES LESB14NS U DIK
Harry: OK. P01NT. BUT TH3Y D0NT H4V3 UR CUKH4RD.
Harry: 0R UR CH1K1N.
Draco : U SED IT W4Z SMAL
Draco : MY DIK NOT TH CH1K1N
Harry: I WUZ T333ZIN
Draco : NOT FUNY
Harry: YA. W4SNT. I <3 U.
Harry: W4S A L1TTL3 FUNNY THO
Draco : W4S NOT
Harry: MMMMM C4N SM3LL UR CH1K1N
Harry: UR A G3N1US
Draco : UR LAFIN @ ME
Harry: AM N0T!
Draco : U R
Harry: I <3 U
Draco : U SED IT WAZ A LITTL3 FUNY
Draco : MY DIK IZ N0T FuNY
Harry: 1 W1SH 1 CUD H4V UR B4B13S
Draco : MY DIK IS S3RIUS
Draco : I AM S3RIUS AB0UT MY DIK
Draco : U SHUD RESP3CT IT
Harry: M3 2
Draco : IT DUZ N0T LIK3 U NEMROE
Draco : I D0 N0T TINK
Harry: I <3 UR DICK
Draco : IT SAYZ UR A B4STRD
Draco : IM TALKIN 2 IT N0W
Harry: UR S3RI0US D1CK C4N T4LK?
Harry: D03S IT M4K3 J0K3S?
Draco : ITS FUKIN S3RIUS!!!!!
Draco : NO FUKIN J0K3S
Draco : IF WE EX(LUD3 U
Harry: MY D1CK <3 UR D1CK
Draco : UR DIK IZ JUST SAY1N THAT
Draco : IT WANTZ IN MY DIKZ P4NTS
Harry: MY DICK CANT L13
Draco : OK.
Harry: V0LD3M0RTS D1CK C4NT LI3 4ITH3R
Draco : WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
Draco : UR SEEIN TH D4RK L0RD U 4SS
Draco : UR N0T C0mIN IN
Draco : U HAV SEN MY DIK 4 TH L4ST T1M3
Harry: BUT I C4N SP34K D1CK L4NGU4G3
Harry: SH0W IT T0 M3
Draco : @FJIWLSKO{@ $ $@
Draco : JASK#LLWK@IKS
Harry: I <3 U
Draco : THER. D1D U G3T Th4T, U Tw4T
Harry: I <3 <3 <3 <3 U
Draco : @#$KFWKWJJ
Draco : SJSKWJLKE FJ
Draco : UH
Draco : I TINK IM GETIN OFF!!!!!!!!
Draco : @#KFSLKJIS((WIOWKSWOR)@) AIPOISFI
Harry: L3T M3 1N!!
Harry: DR4C0!
Harry: U W4NK3R!
Draco : OILKJWLKJKLFJASK()(
Draco : @L#KJLSMMSKKL@LL@!
Draco : UH
Draco : W333333
Draco : WLKLKJ@LK#@MM
Draco : UH
Draco : OK
Harry: M GL4D UR USIN YR PHON3
Draco : I CAM
Draco : DON B SMUG
Harry: I VIBR4T3D 4 U
Harry: I <3 U L3T M3 IN!
Draco : H33333333333 I <3 U
Draco : UR S3xY
Draco : PH0N3 ST1KKY
Harry: UR S3XY 2
Harry: 1F U L3T M3 1N
Harry: U D0NT H4F 2 US3 STICKY F0N3
Draco : H4ND ST1KKY
Draco : I HAV 2 US3 ST1KKY H4ND THO
Draco : I g0 W4SH
Draco : BBIAF
Harry: *W33PS*
Harry: *DI3S 0F H0NGR*
Draco : IM IN TH3 B$TH
Harry: 4M D34D
Draco : I W4Z ST1KKYER TH4N XPECT3D
Draco : DONT B3 A Dr4m4 QU33N
Harry: ST1LL D34D
Draco : W3T
Draco : U RNT RELLY D34d R U????
Draco : SH1T!!!!
Draco : IM C0MIN
...and Draco opens the door, wearing a towel.
Harry is lying on the floor. Seemingly dead.
Draco: "Oh. Well. If you're dead, I might as well just leave you out there." Draco makes as if to close the door.
Harry jumps up and throws himself inside, laughing his ass off, and pulls off Draco's towel.
Draco manages to SMS off one final : OMG!