HAHAHHAHAHAAA!!

[ivyblossom]

Lady of Arundel posted a very very funny fic in honour of both the drama endured by restrictedsection.org and the two released lines from the much anticipated Order of the Phoenix:

Cease and Desist

"Have you ever wondered, Harry, why Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldmort'?"

"Uh, no, actually. He told me back in second year. Said that he didn't like using his father's muggle name. Plus, Lord Voldemort sounds much more impressive than Tom Riddle."

"Well, yes, that's very true. However, Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldemort' long before his pursuit of world domination." Dumbledore paused dramatically. "You see, `Lord Voldemort' is actually his porn star name."

Comments

[cacklebang.livejournal.com]

::snerk:: Wish I could read it! ^^; But it sounds like a fun piece!

[turquoise-dream.livejournal.com]

first you give us pipe sex, then a link to this? Indeed, Ivy is the source of fandom amusement. :)

[iorek.livejournal.com]

Porn star name?!

*dies laughing*

[kerri]

*laughs and laughs* Thats too funny for words. :P

[kobelladonna.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh. *nods wisely* I knew there was something odd about that name. The light dawns, and it all makes sense. *feels enlightened*

LOL!

[lunadeath02.livejournal.com]

Yes, it all makes perfect sense now! *nodnod*

teehee, amusing as hell!!

"B-but…but…but I'm not even gay!" Harry squeaked.

"…"

"Okay, so I'm gay. I literally grew up in the closet, what do you
want from me?"

Dear God, if I saw this in the actual book, I would bounce around the room in glee!

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

The thirty new member messages from Yahoo in my email box this morning suddenly make sense :)

[cirakaite.livejournal.com]

Too funny for words. This requires a sequel :)

[cirakaite.livejournal.com]

*evil laugh* It's all part of my evil plan . . .

[emilievincennes.livejournal.com]

Must *wheeze* be *wheeze* continued *wheeze*breaks down into hysterical giggles*