Things not to do
Apr. 22nd, 2003 05:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ivyblossomDo not, I repeat...
DO NOT
on
pain of death
buy 500g of dried apricots and eat most of them in one evening. Cause you know what? That's a lot of apricots. And that's a lot of fibre. It says here, right on the package, high in fibre.
Man. Don't do it. Cause it's just like....
a whole world of intestinal unhappiness.
That's my message for the day. From me to you, my friend.
DO NOT
on
buy 500g of dried apricots and eat most of them in one evening. Cause you know what? That's a lot of apricots. And that's a lot of fibre. It says here, right on the package, high in fibre.
Man. Don't do it. Cause it's just like....
a whole world of intestinal unhappiness.
That's my message for the day. From me to you, my friend.
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*attempt at muffling laughter*
Date: 2003-04-22 06:16 pm (UTC)I tried, I'm sorry! Though I understand completely...have you ever eaten that brown bread with raisins that comes in the can and slathered with cream cheese? Boy, that's a bitch...talk about fiber, HAHA! Hope your intestines are feeling more subdued today!
Lady of Legolas