I am so very glad to be distant from all such hideous ordeals.

If they couldn't spot the techs, they have no business huckstering for technology products!

I assume the baggy pants are some sort of fad in their cultural sub-group (either that, or they are for disguising the fact that their buns are worse than their muffins). But... corporate slash? Euuuu! Even if I were into slash, the very concept makes my skin crawl.