Ivy Blossom: upclose and personal

[ivyblossom]

I am ridiculously well-moisturized today. In lightly vanilla-scented moisturizer. And even vanilla-flavoured lip gloss. I'm all soft and vanilla today. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I've also just realized that as I am going back to school (hopefully) in september, I will have lots of time for fandom for the next two years.

This whole "Ivy Blossom" thing is going on a lot longer than I ever intended. This was supposed to be a phase. Ah well. I wonder what strange and unusual fandoms I will have tried to write in by the end.

Gay Update
Fading in and out. Have been playing my guitar a lot, which makes me feel more gay than I actually have been lately. I even played last night at Bee's birthday party, and she sang with me. She didn't remember most of the words, which is my favourite way to sing with my sister. She just makes up words that fit into the spaces, or says "naaahahhahhahaaaaanaaahahaaaah!" as I sing the actual words. That was fun. And there was partial female nudity on Survivor, which I think was supposed to get my gay back, but really just made me want to slap the girls. They were talking about how they were hotter than the other women there, so they needed to bathe separately. Not a very hot attitude. No help in the gay department.

Also had to grudgingly admit yesterday that Michael Rosenbaum can apparently carry a tune, which is a fact I've been trying to fight. Tune carrying steals my gay. Actually, on that point I might be screwed either way; if he couldn't carry a tune but liked to sing anyway, that would be endearing. Clearly I didn't think that one through very well. I wonder if he can harmonize. If he can harmonize, I might have to change the title tags on my website from "post gay" to "straight".

In other news, I think I might be psychic. More details to come.

Comments

[novembersnow.livejournal.com]

I once had a weird precognitive dream. And one of my best friends and I scored surprisingly high on telepathy tests we took with each other about 10 years ago, but I think that comes from knowing each other too well, more than anything else. So, no psychic powers for me. But perhaps you can use your (perhaps) newfound abilities to predict the triumphant return of your gay?

Also, I'm in a quirky mood today, so I'm going to leer at your vanilla-scented self. *leers*

[snowwmonkey.livejournal.com]

Mmm vanilla - scrummy!

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

I think I found a little piece of your gay. Can I keep it?

[wildendeavour.livejournal.com]

I am coping with my gay very nicely. I guess that as you lose yours I gain mine, sorta. So unfair, I know. I did not see survivor but I would have probably been more inclined to slap them than anything else. I am not a reality TV show fan.

[lunarennui.livejournal.com]

i shamelessly offer my body in an attempt to reclaim your gay.

(i know this might well work as a rejection of your gay, but hey. it might help, and you never really know.)

[dinahrae.livejournal.com]

He can sing? As in actually hit the right notes??? That man has to be stopped. I am so lost. I've been known to fall in love with voices alone. *weeps*