Hmmm.

[ivyblossom]

What's wrong with the world? I get up, I get online...normally there are 48329048324382 people buzzing around doing stuff and I can harass them. But nooo not today. Today no one is online, no one is entertaining me, there is no one for me to annoy up close and in person. I am distraught and disturbed.

Come on, all you lazy folks! You should all be online and available in my direct line of vision!

Right, so what if I got up at 6:30am? Don't you ALL get up that early? Lazy, the lot of you!

Okay, so that might be somewhat unreasonable.

*makes breakfast*

The agenda for the next few days:

• Force repair place to give me my computer back. This is very high up on my list of priorities, because without my computer I am lost.
  
• Buy new running shoes. Avoid running at all costs, as veela boobs are rather sore. Besides, Blossoms don't run, they saunter jauntily in the sunshine.
  
• Keep isilya away from moving vehicles.
  
• Babysit v. cute nephew.
  
• Go see the Matrix with isilya and my friend Andrea.
  
• Go to Guelph Pride Picnic. Yes, you read that right. Guelph Pride Picnic. This is happening on Saturday afternoon, so if anyone (snerk) is in the Guelph-Wellingon/GTA/Tri-city area and wants to join in on the fun and hilarity, let me know and I'll give you times and directions. It should be...extremely odd.
  
• Attend post pride party with some of my favourite gay men, all of whom (perhaps barring one) have better hair than me.
  
• Send isilya shopping with my sister. They have a similar...er...drive and method, shall we say. My sister already loves isilya and wants to be her. At a party last night:
  

  Sister [to Isilya, within earshot of ME]: So, what do you think of Ivy?
  me [to Isilya]: Did she just ask you what you think of me?
  Isilya: Yes.
  me: While I can hear you?
  Isilya: Yes.
  me: Typical.

  
  Okay, so that was unrelated to shopping, but I thought it was funny. And disturbing. I managed to not catch Isi's answer to that, which was probably fortunate.
  
• Take isilya to Toronto. I mean, Guelph is the centre of all things bight and beautiful, but everyone needs to see the SARS-infested capital of the province that just made gay marriage legal. Sure, it might kill her, but sight-seeing is important.
  
• Eat wild boar pizza. (This is a prediction. We are having dinner at my friend's house in Toronto, and he never fails to provide me with my daily wild boar requirement. "Fortified with Wild Boar.")
  
• Whine loudly about my complete and utter lack of own computer. I am knocking this message out on coconuts right now. Woe is me.
  
• Edit like a crazy editing thing.

Man, getting up at the asscrack of dawn makes a girl hungry. Oh, also: the moment I get my computer back I will post the last chapter of Origins, or, conversely, a random segment that should have belonged to a rewrite of another fic I wrote which was called Haven. I intended to post it...well, earlier, but, you know, lack of technology et al. It's very long and has smoochies in it. And so on and so forth.

/stupid, way-too-early-in-the-morning post

Comments

[switchknife.livejournal.com]

6:30 a.m.? Ah, you see, but I haven't slept yet...

Hee...

[whiteotter.livejournal.com]

I'm a six-thirty-a-m-er, as well. There's just stuff to do, laps to swim, online personality tests to take, journals to read...

Otter :)

[auntbeast.livejournal.com]

the U of T just told me my CHASS account is about to expire, as my department has informed them i'm either graduated, retired, or have left the university. i hope they told them i retired...

*looks at degree* 2001. hmmm, only took them 2 years to catch up.

have fun in SARSland. say hi to mel and the ghetto, where people will be getting married like FLIES now. not that flies get married.

ps. i saw that you were online, but i ignored you and took a shower instead.

[aome.livejournal.com]

Today no one is online, no one is entertaining me

And what am I? Chopped liver? ;)

[cygnusfap.livejournal.com]

Eat wild boar pizza.

Wild boar is declicious. Yum. :)

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

...did you just say Wellington?

Fascinating.

I live in Wellington. But somehow I doubt it's the same one. Other side of the world, really.

Wild pig is good. My stepdad and his brother hunt. Gotta love that.

[ixchelmala.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....

*thinks about lonely iBook of Ivy's that sits ignored in repair shop*

I bet they are teasing your iBook, you know? Giving it a good taunting before they replace it's important bits.

As for the asscrack of dawn, that might have been 3am for me, and yeah. Want entertainment, go read my last few entries... I actually wrote some fic, go fig!

And another chapter to Origins?!?! It's the never ending story d00d!

[shinigami-star.livejournal.com]

*waves* er.... hi

Pride picnic in Guelph on Saturday, you say? When? I'm in Toronto and am consistantly looking for an excuse to go to Guelph (please don't ask me why, I don't make sense), and haha it sounds crazy-fun. Info please!

Beyond that, Toronto is not that SARS infested. I think it's funny how everyone thinks that if you go anywhere in the city you'll get SARS. Cause we don't *cackles*.

Anyway, yeah, I'd like that info. Thanks
-Connelly

[theatlien.livejournal.com]

I'm online, well on and off for the past few days. Hey, I saw your post a few days back and you defriended me by accident.

[sweedishfishy.livejournal.com]

Avoid running at all costs, as veela boobs are rather sore. Besides, Blossoms don't run, they saunter jauntily in the sunshine.

*grin* Yay for sauntering jauntily! Sweedishfish don't run either, they mostly just lay in their bag by my computer as I gobble them up. Hmm, not the same beautiful imagery. But um, yeah. No running.

[melieltathariel.livejournal.com]

People are online. They are just reading DV.

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[(Anonymous)]

I mean, Guelph is the centre of all things bight and beautiful, but everyone needs to see the SARS-infested capital of the province that just made gay marriage legal. Sure, it might kill her, but sight-seeing is important.

*Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.*

Ruz here, and I just want to add, I'm from Singapore. *wink*

[pirouette.livejournal.com]

i miss reading you, ivy. therefore, i am adding you back.