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[ivyblossom]

I promised starbuckle that I would write her a Room of Requirement fic. I think the Room of Requirement is crying out to be used in a slash fic, but I can't really work out a way to use it that isn't completely PWP. Not that there's anything wrong with PWP, but I just can't find my way in yet.

So instead I'm writing Extracurricular 4: The Miriam Webster Edition.

"So," Draco Malfoy drawled into Harry Potter's ear, "Where will it be tonight? The Astronomy Tower, or the Room of Requirement?"

"Did you find a sitter?"

"Of course!" Draco wrapped his arms around Harry's waist. "Trust me!"

"Not Pansy again."

"What's wrong with Pansy?"

"I think she's trying to teach Mimi to kill us."

"What, just because of that Avada Kedavra play set Pansy bought her? I thought that was very thoughtful."

"She hardly needs a quart of Basilisk venom, she's only eleven months old," Harry sighed. "And I'm not sure that play wand Pansy brought over the other day isn't jinxed, either. Ron still can't feel his left side."

"Shoddy workmanship, then. Only doing half the job! I should write a letter to the manufacturer."

"Ba!" said Miriam Webster, banging a plastic broom against the floor.

"Ba ba ba!" Draco cooed back. "Get me your invisibility cloak, will you? I want to play peek-a-boo."

"Da da!" said Miriam Webster.

Draco shrieked. "SHE CALLED ME DA DA!"

"Technically," Harry mused, "you're actually her ma ma, don't you think?"

"Da da! Come on Mimi, say it again! Da da!"

"Da da!" said Miriam Webster. Draco clapped, and so did Miriam Webster.

"Possibly she's just showing an early inclination towards Defense Against the Dark Arts," said Harry thoughtfully.

"Bite your tongue. You're just jealous." Draco pulled up Miriam Webster's shirt and zerberted her belly.

"Ma ma!" said Miriam Webster, laughing.

"Ah, there we go." Harry picked up his invisibility cloak and dropped it over Draco. Miriam Webster looked shocked, blinked, and then started to cry.

"MA MA!"

"She missed me," Draco said, pulling the cloak off and making a funny face. "It's okay, Mimi, here I am!"

"MA MAAAAAAAAA!" cried Miriam Webster, holding out her arms. Draco picked her up and held her close.

"There there, Mimi. Ma ma is right here."

It just gets sillier from there.

Comments

[sincelastjuly.livejournal.com]

"Da da!" said Miriam Webster. Draco clapped, and so did Miriam Webster.
"Possibly she's just showing an early inclination towards Defense Against the Dark Arts," said Harry thoughtfully."

ROFL

[picklepuss.livejournal.com]

Great stuff!

I can't imagine how this can get sillier, but if it doesn't I'll be disappointed. I'm looking for ultimate silliness here. Dead parrot silliness.

[smoopy.livejournal.com]

I may actually reconsider my stance on never having kids to name a baby Miriam Webster.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

On all that is holy (unholy?) I swear this series has made me laugh harder than anything else I've read.

"I think she's trying to teach Mimi to kill us."

"What, just because of that Avada Kedavra play set Pansy bought her? I thought that was very thoughtful."

::dies::

YAY!

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

I am in love with this series!! It's the first HP fanfic I ever read, I think. Draco will make a wonderful mommy! :D

<3<3<3<3<3

[slithy-megan.livejournal.com]

*sighs* I was having a very shitty day, and that cookie cheered me right up! I love the name Miriam Webster. What in the world made you think of naming their baby that?

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

I honestly have no idea. I just thought, yeah, that's what her name should be. Hehehehe.

[ixchelmala.livejournal.com]

*dies a million deaths*

thank you dear thank you!!!

[larks.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha!!!!!

*snorts* *tries to inhale*...*clutches sides*...*snorts again*

ahh! I love it, and it's only a cookie! can't wait for the rest!

lol, loverly dear!

[kerri]

Hee!!

Ivy, I adore your talent. Bring on the silliness!

[ursula]

What about a StupidAngst! Room of Requirement fic? As in, Character X finds the room at some point that he really needs to get laid, gets laid with someone that he really thinks is the wrong person, and much embarrassment ensues?

Gosh, I could use that.

[watchful-enmity.livejournal.com]

Should this be illegal?

...I'll think it over and get back to you within the hour.

[ladyrogue79.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* YAY! A 4th installment! I can hardly wait till it's finished. *bounces in excitement* Just for that, you get a cookie *AND* a bottle of rum!