Evil Lindt Bunny

[ivyblossom]

Hello, Ivy. I am a chocolate bunny. Sitting here quitely. Not tempting you at all. I belong to your nephew, who will be arriving shortly. Don't peel off my gold wrapper! Don't even think about it! I'll just sit here giving you the eye. Don't mind me. Really, go ahead and ignore me. Jingle jingle!

Comments

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I know what you mean. I have a 350g bag of milk chocolate mini eggs sitting on my desk. I swear it's rustling all by itself O.o

[portkey.livejournal.com]

It's plotting.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Chocolate; it's EVIL. When I bought this thing I thought it would be nice to give to my nephew, but now I'm starting to regret it. Or, I'm regretting not buying two... :P

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

It is. You can see it in it's blank little eye.

[portkey.livejournal.com]

It sees all, and its ears are even open to glean any information you might be foolish enough to divulge within hearing distance.

Be wary.

[pornography.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could just... nibble its ears. Nobody will notice...

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's just heard me calling my mother to see where they are. They are 30 minutes late. It's possible they have decided to go straight home instead of coming here for dinner. In which case...

The bunny will have won.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

..as long as I keep the gold paper intact...

[vellum.livejournal.com]

*wills you to rub your phone on your pants*

and i didn't know bunnies came with bells. i want a bell bunny.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

OMG I do that all the time, is it grossing you out? It's relatively clean! I had just sent a text to a friend, that's why it's out like that...

[vellum.livejournal.com]

i mean no offense! it's just, that's the first thing i zoned in on. then i garbbed my own phone and did it over-vigorously.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

it's clean! It's just the angle, I swear! Hehehee. You may have a bit of an OCD thing with the cellphone, though.

[vellum.livejournal.com]

denim works better than velour.

[bloodquartz.livejournal.com]

It is a minion bunny! Eeeevil!
(is it weird those things kind of scare me? Its the eyes I think. They always seem to be plotting ^_^)

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

: ignores bunny

Is that a PINK RAZR?

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed it is. :P

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Oh, and if you look close at my screen in the picture, you can see Cate devouring a dinosaur!

[marryoh.livejournal.com]

I bought one of those bunnies and was so disappointed to find out it was hollow. :( But man was that chocolate good stuff!

I'm not eyeing that bunny as much as the laptop and cell phone... :P

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

My life is one giant moebius strip.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

:D I do like my toys, oh yes I do. I just got the guts to take a cleaning wipe to my computer, and I must say I'm very pleased with how clean it looks. I worry about putting cleaning products on my computer (partiuclarly the screen, of course), but it turns out that method wipes (http://www.methodhome.com/products/detail.php?prodName=wipes_lavender) are screen safe! Yays!

[shinysilvercoin.livejournal.com]

LOLZ. So true.

*used to steal the bells off of bunnies at work* *guilty* >__>;

[marryoh.livejournal.com]

I don't know anything about the Razr except they are teh pretty. I have one of the first few camera phones ever (http://www.sanyo.com/consumer/communications/SCP-5300.htm). But hey, it's really tough. I've dropped this thing like a zillion times and it works perfectly. If I did that with a razr chances are I would kill it. :(

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

I've been impressed with the razr, actually. I loathed my old cell company and my old cell phone, so I called a new company, they gave me a deal because of where I work, and I got the pink phone! Wheee! I only wanted a pretty phone, really, that's all. But it's been very usable for me, and it's pretty easy to type out texts, which pleases me. The sound is good. So I'm pleased all around. Yeah, I don't know how it would take a dropping, but who knows. It's pretty sturdy, really.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

BELL STEALER! Though, you stole the bells but not the chocolate? That's some good willpower there!

[shinysilvercoin.livejournal.com]

Hehe 8D Bells jingle, chocolate makes you fat!

btw, is that your hand up there, in the pic of the lovely phone? You have such cute, little hands!

[ninja-tech.livejournal.com]

Who won: you or the bunny?

[nightbluesprite.livejournal.com]

You have my computer.

Also, the dinosour-devourer is adorable. (What I can see of them, anyway.)

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

It is a picture of my hands, but perhaps the phone is bigger than you think! My hands aren't huge, but they're not small either. I'm kind of cradling the phone in that picture. But thanks, I think!

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

You have my computer.

I stole it from you! Heehehehee! I am mad skillful!

[ashkitty.livejournal.com]

...you have made me go find my cadbury egg.

that is all. ;)