Evil Lindt Bunny

[ivyblossom]

Hello, Ivy. I am a chocolate bunny. Sitting here quitely. Not tempting you at all. I belong to your nephew, who will be arriving shortly. Don't peel off my gold wrapper! Don't even think about it! I'll just sit here giving you the eye. Don't mind me. Really, go ahead and ignore me. Jingle jingle!

Comments

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

It is. You can see it in it's blank little eye.

[portkey.livejournal.com]

It sees all, and its ears are even open to glean any information you might be foolish enough to divulge within hearing distance.

Be wary.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's just heard me calling my mother to see where they are. They are 30 minutes late. It's possible they have decided to go straight home instead of coming here for dinner. In which case...

The bunny will have won.