Oh those crazy Greeks

IvyDamned: I wish I had an HP real life friend
IvyDamned: even if I had to go to greece for it. :)
Penelope-Z: Well, I sucked her into it.
Penelope-Z: She is my creation
IvyDamned: hehhehehe
Penelope-Z: forced her to read the books
IvyDamned: Oh, you create them like that...so I should find some folk, force them to read, force them to read slash...
Penelope-Z: Oh, I met O. through the net
Penelope-Z: She is an older slasher than me
IvyDamned: Oh...maybe that's what I should do.
Penelope-Z: I only did the HP part
IvyDamned: I should find toronto slashers, and lure them into HP.
IvyDamned: so wise!!
Penelope-Z: Exactly
IvyDamned: HP slash is huge, everyone should be in on it
Penelope-Z: Then you can sit in cafes and talk loudly about HP sex and everyone will stare at you
IvyDamned: LOLOLOL
IvyDamned: oh yes
IvyDamned: they will, too
IvyDamned: especially if you talk about BDSM and HP.
IvyDamned: how great rape fics are
Penelope-Z: Oh and bestiality tends to attract people too
IvyDamned: LOL
IvyDamned: oh yes
Penelope-Z: When we talk about dogs people notice
IvyDamned: ::facepalms::
IvyDamned: LOLOLOL
IvyDamned: even in greece?
IvyDamned: LOLOLOL
Penelope-Z: Well we tend to fuck sheep at villages
Penelope-Z: But dogs are not very popular
IvyDamned: right, dogs are for the real pervs
IvyDamned: sheep = man's best friend
IvyDamned: sheep are like the greek man's ron.
Penelope-Z: Actually someone raped a pelican last year
Penelope-Z: LoL
IvyDamned: really!
Penelope-Z: His name was Petros
IvyDamned: did the pelican survive it?
Penelope-Z: He was the symbol of Myconos
Penelope-Z: Very gay island
Penelope-Z: No the pelican rests in peace
IvyDamned: oh my
IvyDamned: he killed it?
Penelope-Z: Imagine all those feathers flying about
Penelope-Z: No the pelican commited suicide
IvyDamned: and you thought the owlery would be smelly
Penelope-Z: Couldn't handle the humiliation
IvyDamned: understandable
Penelope-Z: couldn't look at the other birds in the eye
IvyDamned: like draco with hand stapled to forehead
Penelope-Z: Draco as a pelican?
Penelope-Z: The connection kills me
IvyDamned: Pelican!Draco
IvyDamned: I think Harry has a fowl fetish
Penelope-Z: Sheep!Ron
Penelope-Z: You think Harry has a thing for Buckbeak?

Penelope-Z loves Remus

Penelope-Z: Oh Remus
Penelope-Z: Reeeeemus
Penelope-Z: I'm so into him
Penelope-Z: Can't take it
IvyDamned: I'm waiting for the 'I love Remus' post!
Penelope-Z: *melts in a little puddle*
Penelope-Z: was i supposed to do one?
IvyDamned: you should.
Penelope-Z: Don't remember.
Penelope-Z: Everyone knows I love him
IvyDamned: I didn't know
Penelope-Z: I'm not calling myself Penelope Lupin of course
Penelope-Z: but i'm droooling
Penelope-Z: It's like your Draco thing
Penelope-Z: Totally my type
Penelope-Z: I'm not sure if I want to fuck him, howl with him or be him
IvyDamned: hehehehe
IvyDamned: yeah.
Penelope-Z: I dreamt I was his daughter
Penelope-Z: Very stupid dream
Penelope-Z: Had to feed him and sirius dogfood all the time
IvyDamned: LOL
IvyDamned: dry, or out of a can?
Penelope-Z: Dreams can be so stupid
Penelope-Z: Can.
Penelope-Z: Well now everyone knows
Penelope-Z: I luv him!
Penelope-Z: doggily!
Penelope-Z: Wolfishly!
IvyDamned: hehehhehehee
Penelope-Z: Makes me feel like a plebe!
Penelope-Z: But I still do!
Penelope-Z: Rows of exclamation marks for him!!!!!!!!!!!
IvyDamned: ::laughs and laughs::

Toronto Slashers!

Okay. Taking Olympia's advice.

Do you live in Toronto? Are you a slasher? A slash fan? If so contact me, leave me a message, something. I wanna start a Toronto slash commune. Yes. I can cook. I promise.