Oblivious!Harry sometimes gets it right.

I like you the way you are when we're driving in your car
And you're talking to me one on one, but you become
Someone else around everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me.
Tell me, why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
Avril Levigne, Complicated

Origins 11, still writing

I am very, very very flippin' close to being finished this part.

Somehow, I feel that this is a lightweight part. Mano e Mano was much more difficult and much more emotionally satisfying. This one is probably not worth the wait, but it does move the plot along, the so called plot. This part establishes a so called plot in fact. And gives us some Harry thoughts on Draco, which we've already established, cause I can't keep a secret to save my damn life.

But I won't give away the ending yet. So there.

So close to done I really shouldn't be writing this entry. I should be writing the end of this part. Bah.

ORIGINS 11 DONE

Oh my god. Finally. Okay.

Origins 11 at ff.net
Origins 11 at my site, thanks Kym!

I'm so sorry, Harry.

I posted this in comments, but...hey, I want people to see it. I thought it was funny.

The Random Thoughts of Harry Potter During Potions Class

"I wonder if Ron likes these trousers. I think they might be a little short for me. I bet he thinks I look like a geek."

"Did Hermione just pick her nose? I don't think I want to know about that."

"I think Malfoy is looking me again. Let me check. Yep, yep he is. I bet the odds are good that I'll be punching him again some time in the near future."

"I wonder if Snape has ever had sex. I wonder if I'll ever have sex. I wonder who it will be with. I bet it feels really different than my hand. Maybe I should switch hands. I wonder if it really makes you blind. I bet Madam Pomfrey could fix that if it did."

"I could go blind just thinking about Cho Chang naked. Hmmm........I shouldn't think about this is class. Please please please don't call on me..."

"OH! I just got that joke Dean told me earlier! The CAT! HA HAH HAHAHA that's really funny. Hehehheheeeeee. Whoops, Snape is looking at me funny."

"Malfoy is looking at me again. What's his deal. I shall give him my best sneer. Hold on. Why is he laughing?"

"Ron has more facial hair than I do. Doesn't that mean something? Am I less manly? Maybe I'm gay. Hmm. Let's not tread down that path at the moment. Malfoy is still looking at me."

"Ouch. Best not to shove quill up nose when trying to simply scratch nose. Eeek. Parvati is laughing at me. That bitch."

"OH NO. MY SCAR HURTS. Oh, no, wait, it's just itchy."

"My bum is sore. These stools aren't comfy. I wonder if anyone would mind if I transfigured it into a bean bag chair."

"Malfoy isn't looking at me anymore. Am I not interesting enough?"

"I think I need a haircut."

Euphemisms

IvyDamned: Hi honeypie
blue: hi pumpkin
IvyDamned: muffinsugarpop!
blue: candybutterbean!
IvyDamned: lemontartlet!
blue: angelfood dumpling!
IvyDamned: blackforestjellyworm!
IvyDamned: cottoncandytootsiepop!
blue: ew, i just read the worst euphemism for semen EVER
IvyDamned: what's that?
blue: 'baby batter'
IvyDamned: Oh dear
IvyDamned: I thought 'pecker paste' topped it
blue: nope
IvyDamned: but
IvyDamned: no. 'baby batter' is worse
blue: be sure to use that in your next writing project.

Ron's Lament

I mean, this is just too perfect. I can't believe I get to use Prozzak. But like, this has Ron written all over it.

What do you when your best friend goes one day
Somebody takes his life away?
Don't want to wake up Monday morning.
And how are you supposed to deal with eveything you've got to do
When you can barely believe it's true?
Don't want to wake up Monday morning.
I don't think that I can go to school today
Without you.

Missing you is something that I never thought I'd have to do
You were always there, I was there for you too
Don't want to wake up Monday morning.
And of all the evil souls that do survive
How could this world take such a beautiful life
Don't want to wake up Monday morning.
I don't think that I can go to school today
Without you.

Something's coming over me, I'll never be the same
Now that the same world that brought you in has come to take you away
If there's any way that you can hear me when I pray
When I wake up Monday morning....

I'll be seeing you.