Thanks, Tamica!

Q. If there ws a Tom Felton sandwich, what would be in it?
A. About three rashers (slices) of bacon, a massive burger, a couple of sausages, and a fried egg. It's very fatty and not very healthy for you, but I'm sure it would taste absolutely gorgeous.

Okay, I take it back. He doesn't need cookies. He's just skinny because of an incredibly high metabolism, apparently. Good lord. This kid might have a heart attack at any moment.

At least someone finally asked him a good question. Fatty and not very healthy, but absolutely gorgeous. Does this say something about his self-perception?

*giggles*

Go you, Tom. Go you. *waves Tom flag*

snitchfiction.net

http://snitchfiction.net now has character and pairing sorting! *pants* I am deeply in lust with this archive.

Ivy/Snitchfiction, NC-17, forthcoming.

More Quizzes

Did this quiz, the 'which HP slasher are you' quiz, and got myself. One of the questions was kind of obviously me, though, if you do the quiz you'll know what I mean.

You're Ivy. Founding Veela, writer of one of the biggest H/Ds ever, and are embroiled in more backroom fandom politics than a Chicago crime lord -- but in a good way. Recently, you've been branching out into short fics and femslash much to the delight of some and the consternation of others. You also really like the color pink and granola for some reason.

There is no comarsion between me and a Chicago crime lord. I'm sure I do way more deals. *snerks*

Whateva! d00d, what backroom politics? Oy. Do I have a backroom? What are all those people doing in there? How much do I owe them?

I AM CASSIE!!!

You are Cassie, the Popular One! You spend most of your time fighting off fangirls and meeting movie stars... but don't worry. You can always go tease Simon to let off steam. Your epics are famous across the fandom, and although they aren't loved by everyone, everyone seems to agree that they should be SLASH but they AREN'T.

Which Inner Circle Member Are You?

I'm just so happy to be Cassie. It makes me feel....closer to her, somehow...*daydreams*