OMG

This fic sucks my ass so badly. I mean, some ideas were just never meant to grow into something like this. It was a little tiny idea. It's now trying to grow into a large ficlet and there just isn't enough idea to go around.

*weeps*

Thanks to everyone who pinged me last night to try and help me. I just keep making it worse and worse.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.