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Another Open Letter to Tom Felton
Jan. 20th, 2003 03:36 amDear Tom,
Hi, it's me again, your friendly neighbourhood screaming fangirl! How are you these days? It's been a while since I heard your charming mumble over the BBC, so I thought I'd drop you a line. Did you happen to spot Cassandra Claire somewhere over there in the UK? Come on, you've seen her. She's got red hair. Yeah, you know the one. Did she keep her hands to herself? I bet not. Cheeky monkey.
We're all very much looking forward to your talk in New York State this summer about fishing. In spite of my horrendous fear of seafood of any variety I intend to be there to witness the joy. Don't be afraid, we will not hurt you. The fish will protect you from us. Just hold up a fish and we will stand far away and be awed by your fish-wrangling abilities.
But pleasantries aside. I have recently learned something interesting via some interview with Cuaron, you know, the guy who's directing that movie, what's it called? Oh yeah, Prisoner of Azkaban. Right! Well, apparently one of the Potter kids has seen a little film he made entitled Y Tu Mama Tambien.
Oh don't give me that innocent look. It was you, wasn't it? Of course it was. You're the oldest and the sneakiest. You're the freakin' Slytherin, aren't you. You're the only one who claims to honestly be a Slytherin because the other houses are too goody-goody for you. Everyone else is a Gryffindor. Aren't they. Uh huh. Clearly you're the one who went into the video store and rented this little treat.
We know it wasn't Daniel Radcliffe. His parents seem to only let him out of his bubble if he's wearing dark glasses and a chastity belt. Emma Watson is too busy painting her nails and doing bust exercises. So we're supposed to think that it was Rupert Grint watching that rather risque piece of film with his little friends?
Uh uh. I didn't think so.
*raises eyebrow*
Was it a good first date movie, or what? Come on, Tom. Spill. You know you want to.
Love always,
Ivy Blossom
Hi, it's me again, your friendly neighbourhood screaming fangirl! How are you these days? It's been a while since I heard your charming mumble over the BBC, so I thought I'd drop you a line. Did you happen to spot Cassandra Claire somewhere over there in the UK? Come on, you've seen her. She's got red hair. Yeah, you know the one. Did she keep her hands to herself? I bet not. Cheeky monkey.
We're all very much looking forward to your talk in New York State this summer about fishing. In spite of my horrendous fear of seafood of any variety I intend to be there to witness the joy. Don't be afraid, we will not hurt you. The fish will protect you from us. Just hold up a fish and we will stand far away and be awed by your fish-wrangling abilities.
But pleasantries aside. I have recently learned something interesting via some interview with Cuaron, you know, the guy who's directing that movie, what's it called? Oh yeah, Prisoner of Azkaban. Right! Well, apparently one of the Potter kids has seen a little film he made entitled Y Tu Mama Tambien.
Oh don't give me that innocent look. It was you, wasn't it? Of course it was. You're the oldest and the sneakiest. You're the freakin' Slytherin, aren't you. You're the only one who claims to honestly be a Slytherin because the other houses are too goody-goody for you. Everyone else is a Gryffindor. Aren't they. Uh huh. Clearly you're the one who went into the video store and rented this little treat.
We know it wasn't Daniel Radcliffe. His parents seem to only let him out of his bubble if he's wearing dark glasses and a chastity belt. Emma Watson is too busy painting her nails and doing bust exercises. So we're supposed to think that it was Rupert Grint watching that rather risque piece of film with his little friends?
Uh uh. I didn't think so.
*raises eyebrow*
Was it a good first date movie, or what? Come on, Tom. Spill. You know you want to.
Love always,
Ivy Blossom
