More Spam!

I got this in my email today. I'm...appalled. I knew that email spam was easy to send, but I didn't realize that monkeys with typewriters could actually do it. The things I learn.

( The secrets of the lost Love Diary. )

*facepalms*

Ivy Blossom: upclose and personal

I am ridiculously well-moisturized today. In lightly vanilla-scented moisturizer. And even vanilla-flavoured lip gloss. I'm all soft and vanilla today. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I've also just realized that as I am going back to school (hopefully) in september, I will have lots of time for fandom for the next two years.

This whole "Ivy Blossom" thing is going on a lot longer than I ever intended. This was supposed to be a phase. Ah well. I wonder what strange and unusual fandoms I will have tried to write in by the end.

Gay Update
Fading in and out. Have been playing my guitar a lot, which makes me feel more gay than I actually have been lately. I even played last night at Bee's birthday party, and she sang with me. She didn't remember most of the words, which is my favourite way to sing with my sister. She just makes up words that fit into the spaces, or says "naaahahhahhahaaaaanaaahahaaaah!" as I sing the actual words. That was fun. And there was partial female nudity on Survivor, which I think was supposed to get my gay back, but really just made me want to slap the girls. They were talking about how they were hotter than the other women there, so they needed to bathe separately. Not a very hot attitude. No help in the gay department.

Also had to grudgingly admit yesterday that Michael Rosenbaum can apparently carry a tune, which is a fact I've been trying to fight. Tune carrying steals my gay. Actually, on that point I might be screwed either way; if he couldn't carry a tune but liked to sing anyway, that would be endearing. Clearly I didn't think that one through very well. I wonder if he can harmonize. If he can harmonize, I might have to change the title tags on my website from "post gay" to "straight".

In other news, I think I might be psychic. More details to come.

You and me and fandom_wank

You and me and the 10,000 wars by the Indigo Girls, covered by me
I've been picking up songs I used to know, right? Not really learning too much new, just trying to remember stuff I used to know...I found myself playing this one. And. I realized that it's really a perfect little dirge for...fandom wars. I might just retitle it "you and me of the 10,000 flame wars" and be done with it.

And oh, the dissatisfied with the satisfied
Everybody loves a melodrama, and the scandal of a lie...

So I recorded it slapdash and popped it on line. The first version I did in my bathroom, and the second (the one linked above) in my kitchen. I think the kitchen one is better, see. Though I keep screwing up the intro, which is odd, since it's not difficult and when I do it live via AIM talk (*waggles eyebrows at bexless*) I can do it perfectly.

Warning: I think I sound like I'm 12 on this mp3. I can't help it. It's just the way things are tuned! *weeps* I don't think I sound at all gay, either. Which is disheartening.

...about as full as I got was of myself, and the upper echelons of mediocrity...

I can think of a few people who would probably enjoy hearing me say that....enjoy away, if you will. :)