Underworld

Me and treehavn went to see this movie tonight called 'Underworld'. Having never heard of it, I didn't go in with a whole lot of expectations. As we walked into the theatre treehavn said, "Just to warn you, this is going to suck."

Underworld about vampires and werewolves. And lots of loud music. And a very skinny girl in a rubber suit. Also, a guy who ends up with grey skin, which is even less attractive than it sounds. Things I learned from Underworld: 1) all vampires are goths. They develop this unnatural love for wearing nothing but the colour black after someone sucks their blood. 2) If you cut someone's head in half, it will stay there for a while, holding on by the sheer moisture and suction, until such time as the dramatic pause arrives, when it will slip slowly off. Handy to know.

We decided that the film would be slashy whether it wanted to be or not, as it would give us something else to watch for. Looking for slash in all the wrong places, we found it.

Yeah, Underworld pretty much sucked. A good time was had by all.