No Sockpuppets!

In light of all the truly fascinating back and forth online about verifying identities and accusations of sockpuppetness, like jlh, I thought I'd come up with a little list of people who I think might be able to vouch that I am not someone else's sockpuppet, should the accusation ever arise:

complicittheory first and foremost, who sees me most often, who knows where I live, and may even remember how to get there!
boniblithe, who has my cell phone number, my mother's telephone number, and has had to endure my very real orgy of snot while I stayed at her house.
blackholly has met me once and talked on the phone with me twice, and I think there was wank every single damn time. So maybe she can only verify my physical existence (also by the snot), but little else. :P Oh that also goes for ali_wildgoose, bhanesidhe (whose mother was shocked that I'm actually a girl), tromboneborges and epicylclical, who once nearly lost me in a train station.
jlh trusted me enough to let me stay at her place.
penelope_z and I talked on the phone once, which means nothing and she's way too cynical to trust one silly phone call anyway.
I've never met hanacandi in person, but she has at least tentative evidence of my real lifeness.
isilya met my entire family, and stayed in my apartment a few years ago for several weeks. If anyone in another country can vouch for me, it would be her. She also knows all my real life details to boot.
The enigmatic applekid knows enough to be dangerous.
starkeymonster knew me back before I even found fandom.
This one almost goes without saying: treehavn went to school with me and sees the havoc I bring to pretty much any situation. She also knows that I can't disentangle myself from my job long enough to drop by for a visit, which might make her question me.
I am a fairly regular stop on auntbeast's trips back and forth from her parents' house, which I feel should count for something.
I think heidi8 has had enough interaction with me to vouch for me. I think. Heidi?
aldiara and alsha have learned that I am devotedly married to my job and rarely make time for anything, you know, fun, but know that I have fleshly form.

Strangely enough, there are quite a few people on my friends list who are aware of my real life incarnation, or have actually met me, and don't know it yet.

How's that for cryptic, eh? :P

In sum: in case anyone was curious, I am not now and never have been a sockpuppet. Though boniblithe has on occaison posted on my lj in my stead.