ivyblossom | Turn on meme (Reply)

Okay, I did the turn on meme. I blame

isilya for this. It was possibly the single hardest meme I've ever done, or will ever do. I'm shocked and appalled by my utter lack of kink. The following list is therefore completely embarassing and will just solidify my place among the fierce, proud tribe of the vanilla.

isilya. Also, Vanilla. :)
Good kissing. If you're trying to suck my tongue out of my mouth, then no. Nice kissing. That doesn't hurt me or make me feel like I've got my tongue stuck on a metal post in January.
Breath on my neck. Good Lord I think I insert that into every damn thing I've ever written.
Massages. I can't believe you can legally pay someone to do that.
Dancing. *facepalms* This may be why I don't do it much. ("ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY HAVING SEX OUT THERE! I CAN'T DO THAT IN PUBLIC!!!") I'm learning to get over this one.
Admited insecurities. This is probably a hurt/comfort thing, as well as a show of confidence in a backhanded kind of way. Like, the fact that you can admit to your insecurities.
Playing my guitar for someone, privately. *facepalms* Or, alternatively, teaching someone to play my guitar. I think it needs to be my guitar, but I'm not sure.
Being in love. (Sorry, I know it's OTP and v. cheesy, but it's true.)
Charisma. I'm not really sure if charisma is it's own thing or if it's just the way you walk without shame into a room. Charisma may be just confidence, but I'm not sure on that. So I'll go with charisma, cause we all know what that means.
Getting my ass kicked in an argument. Someone who can make me concede a point with the sheer power of their logic and argumentative skill, without actually trying to make me feel stupid, almost always has my complete and utter devoted attention. Ivyspeak translation: "Well, I'll give you that." = "Take me. Take me now."

*facepalms*