General Request

Alright. I have a problem. I have an accidental trilogy, right? Three stories, possibly four, well, probably four. Maybe more than that, if I feel like it. So I have this series happening. And I feel like it should have a title, or something.

So what should I call it? I'm not good with titles. Have any suggestions?

In Honour of digikym's new Draco

Random thoughts of Draco Malfoy during Potions class

"I bet if I stare at Potter's arse long enough he'll turn around."

"I bet if I sneer at his friends long enough he'll turn around."

"I bet if I throw bits of sliced slug into his hair he'll turn around."

"Well, what was that glare for? My my, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

"Oh. Maybe he's still upset over that 'your parents are still dead' comment."

"I'm sure this stellar glare will get him over it. Look at this face. Oh yeah, he's into that."

"Well, that was uncalled for. Really. Just mentioning his unibrow shouldn't create quick that much of a fuss. I was just trying to be helpful."

"I wonder if I should tell Potter that his homework fell out of his bag."

"He's ignoring me again. How can he do that? I'm so attractive."

"Oh well, I'll keep his homework. That will amuse me for, oh, 20 seconds."

"Goyle needs new trousers.Or he could at least pull them up properly. Good God, I can see his fleshy cheeks from here. I'm disturbed."

"I wonder if Pansy practices wrinkling up her nose like that."

"God, I'm so hot. How does anyone ever resist me?"

"Oh that's right. No one ever resists me. MWAHAHAHA!"

"Except Potter. Well, so far. Hmm, I should plot and scheme some more."

"Hmm, witty lines, witty lines..."

"Potter is still ignoring me. It's kind of sexy how he does that, though."

"Hahahahahaa Potter is getting yelled at. Snape spits a bit when he yells. A dampened Potter. He must be used to it by now."

"Snape looks like he needs a high colonic. Well, now I know what to suggest father get him for Christmas this year."

"I'm sooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooored."

"I'm going to walk up and down the isle and kick Potter's foot."

"Well, that wasn't very nice. I don't know why everyone thinks Potter is so nice, that certain was colourful."

"Hey! My wand is almost the same colour as Potter's hair! How sexy."

"Potter needs a haircut. Badly."

"I wish Crabbe could learn to breathe with his mouth shut. He sounds like a mad gorilla."

"Pansy's staring at me again. I'll stare back. You want some of this? Of course you do. You're not getting any, so you might as well keep staring."

"I wonder if Potter wears boxers or briefs. He strikes me as a boxers kind of guy."

"I wonder how much money I would have to give the weasel to find out."

"Hahahahahahahaaa Weasel dumped acid on his hands! What an idiot!"

"What does Potter see in him? Why doesn't he want me? I'm so madly attractive. I even moisturize. I bet Weasley doesn't moisturize."

"My bum is itchy."

"How does one elegantly scratch one's behind? It's a problem the elite have wrestled with for ages."

"Potter's looking at me! Potter's looking at me! DON'T GLARE!"

"I glared. Why did I glare?"

"Damn. Sometimes I wonder if I'm just a pretty face."

"Nah."