Aug. 24th, 2002

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candywy2441: ivyblossoms ? Hey There !!!! My name is Sharon. on my spare time I like to cybersex On the net with people I know. It's even better than real sex sometimes (if you do it with a webcam). Please checkout my site - http://mycamglr1.50megs.com I've posted there tons of pics of girls i've cybersexed with (using my webcam). It's 100% FREE (I did it only for fun).

I think it's the grammar of this message I like best. I'm scared to know why she thinks cybersex with people she knows on a webcam is better than the real thing. And I do enjoy this new verb, to cybersex. Conjugate with me, won't you?

But the best part: this is from the website. (Yes, I had to check out the website! Of course I did.)

Welcome To WebCam Girls Action!
Everyone likes cybersexing... But not everyone is good at this... WE ARE!
We`re a group of guys who like to cybersex using our webcams on the internet,
We enjoy it ... Its our best hobby and we want to share our experience with you!
Our policy is simple... Find a girl, Start a WebCam chat with her... If she`s ugly - Disconnect,
Looking good? Start convincing her to cyber with you... too hard? Disconnect... Very fast, You
Find yourself cybersexing with the most sexiest girl in the second side of the world ...
Its amazing! These girls will do anything, They`ll fully strip, pose, dance, masturbate, tease
And anything else you can imagine, And all from their home... They are all amateurs !!


Again with the verb 'to cybersex'. I also like 'too hard? Disconnect...Very fast' I presume they mean if it's too hard to get her to cybersex. But the punniness of it is fab. I bet they're very fast. Note the use of ` instead of '. Does this mean [livejournal.com profile] luciusmalfoy is behind this? Perhaps.

Does this strike anyone else as a serious ethical problem? Finding unsuspecting girls online who are willing to show some boob, take their pictures and post them on a website like this? Which, btw, requires your credit card number? Hmmm.

I'm not sure I need to warn anyone but...if someone gets on a webcam chat with you, and tries to convince you to cybersex with him, and uses cybersex as a verb, I suggest you keep your shirt on, honey cakes. Get him to show you his dick first. And then we'll put up a website of pathetic cybersex dicks that can't get any.
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I have a fic to write. But instead I just keep reading my friends' ljs. Someone kick me.

[Addendum: I think I just don't like it. I don't want to write it because I don't like it. I'm writing, like, an inbetween thing, between something big and something bigger. So what do you do with these inbetween places? I think it's important, on some level, but....it's just a change of setting. It's not interesting to me.

Maybe this is writer's block. I asked about that because I'm really not sure what it is. Does this count? I just don't particularly like this part. As people said, it feels like it's not the part I want to write, it feels like a pre-introduction, moving characters to a place where something more interesting can start to happen.

*cries*

I should just skip it and write what I want to write. No doubt no one wants to read what I don't want to write. bah.]
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The long conversation about how people don't get enough reviews and want more has finally been settled.

How, you ask?

Well. Veela Inc. is instituting the Official Reviewers policy. This means that our special, handpicked cadre of reviewers, trained in the school of veela inc. reviewing, will henceforth dedicate themselves to reviewing one fic a week so that everyone will get some reviews. They will review the fic in at least a paragraph on veela inc. The fic may or may not be posted to veela inc, but it will be reviewed to an audience of, er, 700 something, whatever the current population of veela inc is. Official Reviewers can pick their fics and review. Preference given to fics posted at or links to fics posted at veela inc.

So.

WE NEED YOU.

We need your experise, your commitment, your ability to sting sentences together. Yes, you. Can you commit to finding and reviewing one fic a week? Any pairing? Het, gen or slash? Come on, all your friends are doing it. It will be FUN.
If you're interested, you can:

  • email me: ivyblossom@hotmail.com
  • AIM me: ivydamned
  • Y!M me: ivyblossoms
  • MSN me: ivyblossom
  • come over to #malfoymanor on dal.net and let me know
  • or reply to this post.

There will be a reward of some kind. I just haven't decided what it is yet. Come on. You know you want to. Yeah, that's it, you can do it. It will be a partay, folks, yeeeaaaaaah! Play that funky music!

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