Tee heheehee oops

I updated my fanfiction page, and at the same time admited to this fic written by my alter ego.

And don't think I don't know that you're going to check it to see if I wrote Seeker to Seeker, even though I've told you repeatedly that I didn't.

Tee heee.

PC/Mac: the angsty pairing

Libertine: http://bbspot.com/News/2001/03/apple_interview.html
Ivy: oh you PC people
Libertine: hehe
Ivy: somehow things can't be pretty AND useable.
Ivy: they have to just be ugly
Ivy: or you're not serious
Ivy: it's like with women.
Ivy: if you look good, people will think you're stupid.
Libertine: oh. your pc is now like a woman?
Ivy: I don't HAVE a PC.
Ivy: I have a MAC
Libertine: see, i like a computer that looks reliable. i don't want it flashing its tits at me every few minutes.
Ivy: ie, I like my computer to be angular and beige, because it makes me feel like it could do stuff, says the girl with the 33.3 modem.
Libertine: That's 14.4K.
Ivy: Right, sorry.

HAHAHHAHAHAAA!!

Lady of Arundel posted a very very funny fic in honour of both the drama endured by restrictedsection.org and the two released lines from the much anticipated Order of the Phoenix:

Cease and Desist

"Have you ever wondered, Harry, why Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldmort'?"

"Uh, no, actually. He told me back in second year. Said that he didn't like using his father's muggle name. Plus, Lord Voldemort sounds much more impressive than Tom Riddle."

"Well, yes, that's very true. However, Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldemort' long before his pursuit of world domination." Dumbledore paused dramatically. "You see, `Lord Voldemort' is actually his porn star name."