Jan. 28th, 2003

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Some thoughts from http://insanecats.com:

I hate Super Bowl Sunday. Its the biggest Suck since my oven mitt caught fire while I was pulling a tray of fries out from the oven.
And, because I'm highly opinionated and thoroughly convinced that I'm always right, I have a few suggestions of brand new events that should replace Super Bowl Sunday. They are some of my most brilliant ideas yet and I strongly suggest that they be implemented.

Chocolate Sunday - During this event, mounds of chocolate will be placed around the house so that no matter where you are, you are able to be eating chocolate. To avoid chocolate rolling around in the grunge on your bathroom floor, however, we might as well use foiled chocolate like those foiled chocolate eggs. So these would be placed all around the house. To avoid whining brats from eating all the chocolate, however, we might as well hide it around the house in places only we know about while they're sleeping in bed.

Candy Night - When other people invite me over to their homes and then leave for a few minutes to go to the washroom or check their laundry, I often observe that they have many interesting things hiding in their closet or dresser drawers. One of these observations is that most people have lots of candy in their homes. Why aren't I in on some of this candy goodness? So my new holiday is called Candy Night. During Candy Night, you can go from house to house and blackmail them into giving you candy. Of course, since these will probably be your neighbours (you don't want to actually walk far, do you??) you might as well put on a costume so that they don't recognize you.

Mocking Loners Day - Nearly nothing is so much fun as watching single people cry at sappy romantic movies because they feel all alone. Which leads me to believe that nothing would be more fun than having a whole day dedicated to watching these people cry. This day would be called Mocking Loners Day and it would be a day where people exchanged hearts, flowers, cards and candy with their loved ones in order to emphasise the point that if you didn't get a Mocking Loners Day Card, no one loves you.


I have some very weird friends.
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Save the goo.
There's really no other way to describe this.
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IIvy: all that she wants is another baby.
Ivy: I'm still not clear if 'all that she wants is another baby' means she's trying to get pregnant or just get laid.
Nefeleo: was wondering that myself, just now.
Ivy: otherwise, why warn people?
Ivy: she's going to get you!
Nefeleo: lol
Ivy: if my sister gets pregnant again
Ivy: I'm playing this song for her
Nefeleo: XD
Ivy: I'm so sure all these men would be crushed that this woman just wants to sleep with them.
Ivy: good thing the swedes are warning them
Nefeleo: ROFLMAO
Nefeleo: what would we ever do without them??
Ivy: I really don't know.
Ivy: Without the Swedes we wouldn't have ABBA, either.
Ivy: so that's something to consider.
Nefeleo: oh, so true!!
Nefeleo: they are the cornerstone of all our scandinavian entertainment.
Ivy: I think we can do without the norwegians, however.
Ivy: Without them we wouldn't have paperlips or cheese slicers
Ivy: But we have staplers
Ivy: and you can buy cheese sliced.
Ivy: so I think we'd survive.
Ivy: Wait, I know why we can't live without the Swedes.
Ivy: Ikea.
Ivy: The Swedes must stay
Nefeleo: LOL
Nefeleo: there are so many reasons.

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