It's a conspiracy.

Every 15 seconds my favourite tv station shows a clip of Michael Rosenbaum telling me to join him Tuesdays at 8. Who tipped CityTV off to my crisis? It was one of you, wasn't it. Why are you people doing this to me? You are all evil, EVIL! Especially you, creator of this icon, among a million others, designed to tempt me and steal my gay.

And if any of you manage that get the bus shelter across the street from a Smallville poster, I will be forced to consider serious punishment. Serious! With spankings and stuff. *grrrs*

Consider this the first warning.