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Mar. 23rd, 2003 12:22 amIvy is drunk, and I'm making a post in her LJ just to see if she actually will notice that it's here.
*the mysterious invader*
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Mar. 23rd, 2003
Turn on meme
Mar. 23rd, 2003 01:33 pmOkay, I did the turn on meme. I blame ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bexless and isilya for this. It was possibly the single hardest meme I've ever done, or will ever do. I'm shocked and appalled by my utter lack of kink. The following list is therefore completely embarassing and will just solidify my place among the fierce, proud tribe of the vanilla.
( the list )
*facepalms*
bexless and isilya for this. It was possibly the single hardest meme I've ever done, or will ever do. I'm shocked and appalled by my utter lack of kink. The following list is therefore completely embarassing and will just solidify my place among the fierce, proud tribe of the vanilla.( the list )
*facepalms*
Jennifer Garner: Honey. That dress looks like it's a couple of sizes too small. Somehow you have to go through that much effort to get some cleavage, it's seems kind of like cheating, don't you think? Perhaps I'm biased because of the effortless cleavage I am normally sporting, but still. *shakes veela boobs*
Sean Connery: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?! I think that thing under his chin is there to catch drool. Like depends, but for your chin.
Melissa Rivers: Honey, I loved you in that I'm a Celebrity, let me run away and hide thing, but you might not have gone wrong with bra tonight.
Juliane Moore: They keep saying how lovely she looks; I think the lack of press available for this gig makes sure they get some really strange shots. She gets out of the limo and we're looking down her top. I dunno, that outfit looks very 70s shag carpet to me.
Susan Sarandon: Looking fabulous. And flashing peace signs madly. Go you, Susan!
Hilary Swank: In pink. Oh lord, you can...it's like, a ballerina dress, except that you can see her knees through it. I think the pink is to remind us that, in spite of her amazing performance in Boys Don't Cry, she is in fact a girl. Chad Lowe looks like Dana Carvey, when did that happen?
Sean Connery: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?! I think that thing under his chin is there to catch drool. Like depends, but for your chin.
Melissa Rivers: Honey, I loved you in that I'm a Celebrity, let me run away and hide thing, but you might not have gone wrong with bra tonight.
Juliane Moore: They keep saying how lovely she looks; I think the lack of press available for this gig makes sure they get some really strange shots. She gets out of the limo and we're looking down her top. I dunno, that outfit looks very 70s shag carpet to me.
Susan Sarandon: Looking fabulous. And flashing peace signs madly. Go you, Susan!
Hilary Swank: In pink. Oh lord, you can...it's like, a ballerina dress, except that you can see her knees through it. I think the pink is to remind us that, in spite of her amazing performance in Boys Don't Cry, she is in fact a girl. Chad Lowe looks like Dana Carvey, when did that happen?
Kathy Bates: You're one class act.
Brendan Fraser: If you think about being constipated, you'll look serious and thoughtful about the war. Constipated constipated constipated.
Michael Caine: How many women are you married to, and are you going to take up an entire row with your harem?
Sissy Spacek: Tan pant suit. Yes, I can feel your angst, I can feel it. Does tan say "gosh darn this war!" to you too, or what?
Nicole Kidman: she looks great. She came with her parents, how sweet. I still feel badly for her because of the whole Tom Cruise fiasco. I haven't seen The Hours yet, but I want to. She came in holding hands with a woman and Joan just went ballistic. God, Nicole would make a great lesbian, don't you think?
Mario Van Peebles: Dressed in his pimp outfit, he seems to be escorted by his 11 year old sex slave from south east asia.
Ted Danson: Who needs hair colour?
Diane Steenbergen: Who needs a bra?
Sean Astin: Lord he lost a of weight, didn't he. Excuse me but he did NOT just tell Joan that he was too fat to enjoy himself in New Zealand. Right, fat people don't ever enjoy themselves abroad. He's wearing Viking ship cufflinks to represent...the troops. Way to be symbolic man. That's so symbolic I need to toke up to get it, I think.
Renee Zellweger: Here, let me make you a sandwich. Please.
edited to add:
Denzel Washington: If I don't shave, they'll know I'm thinking about the troops. I was too upset to plug in my razor.
Richard Gere: I've never put a hamster anywhere inappropriate! Oh you, and peace out, man.
Christopher Walken: You know, he actually has someone who is an expert at getting his hair like that. He must, because it always looks...just like that.
Brendan Fraser: If you think about being constipated, you'll look serious and thoughtful about the war. Constipated constipated constipated.
Michael Caine: How many women are you married to, and are you going to take up an entire row with your harem?
Sissy Spacek: Tan pant suit. Yes, I can feel your angst, I can feel it. Does tan say "gosh darn this war!" to you too, or what?
Nicole Kidman: she looks great. She came with her parents, how sweet. I still feel badly for her because of the whole Tom Cruise fiasco. I haven't seen The Hours yet, but I want to. She came in holding hands with a woman and Joan just went ballistic. God, Nicole would make a great lesbian, don't you think?
Mario Van Peebles: Dressed in his pimp outfit, he seems to be escorted by his 11 year old sex slave from south east asia.
Ted Danson: Who needs hair colour?
Diane Steenbergen: Who needs a bra?
Sean Astin: Lord he lost a of weight, didn't he. Excuse me but he did NOT just tell Joan that he was too fat to enjoy himself in New Zealand. Right, fat people don't ever enjoy themselves abroad. He's wearing Viking ship cufflinks to represent...the troops. Way to be symbolic man. That's so symbolic I need to toke up to get it, I think.
Renee Zellweger: Here, let me make you a sandwich. Please.
edited to add:
Denzel Washington: If I don't shave, they'll know I'm thinking about the troops. I was too upset to plug in my razor.
Richard Gere: I've never put a hamster anywhere inappropriate! Oh you, and peace out, man.
Christopher Walken: You know, he actually has someone who is an expert at getting his hair like that. He must, because it always looks...just like that.