*googles people*

Why is it that all of my exes are impossible to find out anything interesting about online? Did I invent them, or what? Did I just have horrifically bad relationships all in my head? I, on the other hand, am ridiculously googleable, in all my incarnations. You can find out what I ate for dinner, if you're so inclined. (Cheerios.)

I wonder if that's worse. I mean, as long as my exes are ungoogleable, I don't get to find out hurtful things, like seeing them complaining about what a former lesbian psychobitch from Ontario I am. Maybe I should do one of them a favour and stop suggesting we remove Norway from the face of the planet.

*considers*

Nah.

Back to the Future

"It's written in the history of the future."

Gotta love the Quebecois Separatists with their extremely logical language. They still have Separatistis, apparently, in spite of the fact that we haven't heard much about it in the last few years. They want to have another 'dum. You know, another referendum. I am very sympathetic to the Quebecois, I really am. Distinct society? Yes. I voted 'yes' on that 'dum. I'm a bilingual girl from Ontario, I'm a French immersion grad. I'm all about the French being special and lovely. I even know that you can't turn right on a red light in Quebec, and that's knowledge I garnered as a non-driver living in Ottawa, clearly I am pro-Quebec.

But the separatists still make me laugh. Hey, we couldn't get a majority the last time, well, best two out of three. No? Well, now that we have some war going on, now that the ridiculously (Quebecois) Prime Minister is about to step down, maybe we can get some anti-Canada sentiment up, we can get a sexy-looking leader...okay, maybe not...we can talk about 'embracing the ethnics', we can point out how 'a lot of them feel as though they are one of us', which I find very heart-warming, myself.

Let's move the separatists to Alberta, where they can make that province the fifty-first state. Suddenly four million Alberta cowboys would have spontaneous orgasms and erect American flags on the front of their houses, there would be dancing in the streets and lots of bookburning. They would dance the dance of death on their public health care system and exile their welfare recipients to British Columbia. Oh wait! They already do that! Edmonton would be a Canadian city state stuck in the middle and there would be a bloody border war, wherein the Alberta separatists would insist that Canada pay to move Alberta farther away from pinko Saskatchewan and godless British Columbia.

I love my country, I really do.

US/Canada slash

Nefeleo: we think of canada as the quiet smart kid.
IvyDamned: LOL
Nefeleo: we know you know whats going on better than we do
IvyDamned: the one at the back that you forget about
IvyDamned: with glasses
IvyDamned: who's a foot shorter than everyone else
IvyDamned: and has perfect attendance
Nefeleo: yep, thats the one
Nefeleo: but no one messes with you
IvyDamned: right, cause they keep forgetting that we're there
IvyDamned: LOL
Nefeleo: LOL
Nefeleo: we're the jock who ruffles your hair when we remember you're there.
IvyDamned: yeah, that seems about right
IvyDamned: awww
IvyDamned: d00d
IvyDamned: You just made me see US/Canada slash
Nefeleo: I WAS JUST gonna say that
Nefeleo: XD
IvyDamned: We're Neville
Nefeleo: tres slashy
IvyDamned: it's a Harry/Neville
Nefeleo: LOLOL
IvyDamned: doomed, but friendly
IvyDamned: the UK must be Hermione
Nefeleo: YES.
IvyDamned: or Ron
Nefeleo: who's ron?
IvyDamned: hmm
IvyDamned: wait yeah, the UK is Ron
IvyDamned: the UN is Hermione
Nefeleo: PERFECT.
Nefeleo: france is malfoy?
IvyDamned: HAHAHAAHHA

Name that tune

Okay...it was a car commercial. The background of the thing is an orchestra, but the track is played in reverse. Four notes. Repeating. I don't remember what else there is.

Anyone?

Edited to say: On second thought. Not only do I want to know the name of that song, I'd like to know the names of any songs you can think of that have been car commercials, too. Any. I know the BareNaked ladies one. Others?

Smallville

I get the impression that the Smallville writers do actually pay attention to the fans...but possibly not in the ways we'd want them too. [Caution: spoilers.]

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