Canada Reads

CBC radio is doing a little thing called 'Canada Reads'. What they're doing right now is that they have five prominent Canadians (and pretty funny Canadians at that) sitting around trying to whittle down a list of books to chose a single one that will be THE Canada Reads book. Some quotes from their conversation:

"It's not going to be easy to choose one of these great books to be the one Canada should read."
"It's not as easy as smoking pot."
"Smoking pot was an option?"

"You bastards!"
"I can't believe he said 'bastard' on CBC radio!"
"If you can say 'postmodern' on the radio you can say 'bastard'."

*Is in love with Justin Trudeau* DAMMIT. It's okay, he's got enough of his own gay, he doesn't need to steal mine. I'm positive this man will be our Prime Minister one day, and I will be so politically active at that point.

Things not to do

Do not, I repeat...

DO NOT

on

pain of death

buy 500g of dried apricots and eat most of them in one evening. Cause you know what? That's a lot of apricots. And that's a lot of fibre. It says here, right on the package, high in fibre.

Man. Don't do it. Cause it's just like....

a whole world of intestinal unhappiness.

That's my message for the day. From me to you, my friend.

Smallville: what did I tell you?

Well, looking back, I feel that I can say: I called that. I so, so called it.

( Smallville 'Precipice' spoilers )