Things not to do
Apr. 22nd, 2003 05:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ivyblossomDo not, I repeat...
DO NOT
on
pain of death
buy 500g of dried apricots and eat most of them in one evening. Cause you know what? That's a lot of apricots. And that's a lot of fibre. It says here, right on the package, high in fibre.
Man. Don't do it. Cause it's just like....
a whole world of intestinal unhappiness.
That's my message for the day. From me to you, my friend.
DO NOT
on
buy 500g of dried apricots and eat most of them in one evening. Cause you know what? That's a lot of apricots. And that's a lot of fibre. It says here, right on the package, high in fibre.
Man. Don't do it. Cause it's just like....
a whole world of intestinal unhappiness.
That's my message for the day. From me to you, my friend.
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Date: 2003-04-22 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 02:39 pm (UTC)Hope you start feeling better soon. :)
-_- my condolences
Date: 2003-04-22 02:45 pm (UTC)And you do know you have to drink a lot when eating this? Poor sweetie. They are a lot better when used in pastry or combined with baked apples and cinnamon. (and raisins, rum, a nice crumbly crust, clotted cream and a spoon full of vanilla flavored home made ice cream ^_^)
Get well soon! (and maybe then you can write chapter four for quiescence? o'_'o)
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Date: 2003-04-22 02:47 pm (UTC)But mmm.
Dried apricots.
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:20 pm (UTC)Yeah, try some crunches and some water. Maybe some rice would help.
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 04:15 pm (UTC)*goes back to inventory*
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Date: 2003-04-22 05:04 pm (UTC)When I was little, my grandpa used to always have dried apricots on hand, but would always refuse (despite my full blown fits) to let me have more than 2 at a time. Then, one day when I was freshman in college I bought a small tub of them and consummed each and every one of them, gloating at the fact no one could tell me not to, gloating that is, until the whole world of intestinal unhappiness began.
*attempt at muffling laughter*
Date: 2003-04-22 06:16 pm (UTC)I tried, I'm sorry! Though I understand completely...have you ever eaten that brown bread with raisins that comes in the can and slathered with cream cheese? Boy, that's a bitch...talk about fiber, HAHA! Hope your intestines are feeling more subdued today!
Lady of Legolas
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Date: 2003-04-22 11:22 pm (UTC)*wibbles* I'm one of the two unfortunates in the whole of the North East of England *g* obsessed with all kinds of dried fruit (except banana, ick ick ick), and often do the thing where I pig out of snacks when drawing. Very pleased I was to have finished a large A3 sketch. Very unpleased when I realised that the whole bag of dried apricots that had been sat there was now empty.
And now me mam has bought lots of mini bags of apricots because she knows I like them, and I don't kjnow if I do any more.
Weeeeeeeeeeep.
Now if I can only convince her she needs to get me dried strawberry and dried kiwi again... *g*
Love,
Mizzy xxx
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Date: 2003-04-23 08:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-23 09:20 am (UTC)I've been there, many many times, and I feel your pain.
But at least its better than the opposite of what your feeling now, eh?
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Date: 2003-04-23 02:07 pm (UTC)