narnia porn

[ivyblossom]

Ivy [to Necanthrope]: actually at the moment I'm writing Narnia porn.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: oh for the love of christ woman
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: MUST YOU SULLY NARNIA
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: oh yeah.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yes, yes I must.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: I'm trying to start a narnia porn revolution.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: I beg of you not to
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: narnia is one of my childhood favorites
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: it's the fandom of incest and bestiality, of course.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: NO NO NO
Mack says, "Narnia? Like 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Dresser' place?"
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: me too
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: if you drag Aslan into your twisted fantasies, I will be most displeased
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: well, actually, I'm not writing porn for it
Necanthrope [to Mack]: wardrobe
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: nothing is R rated here
Mack [to Necanthrope]: Huh?
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: dammit, it should all be G
Necanthrope [to Mack]: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: I just reread the voyage of the dawn treader
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: but seriously...these kids...go through this wardrobe, grow up, and then disappear one day and turn into children again.
Mack [to Necanthrope]: No...are you serious?
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: me too!
Necanthrope [to Mack]: yes
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: but seriously
Mack can recall the picture...it was a dresser
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: please dont
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: they were adults
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: they left with no warning
Necanthrope [to Mack]: wardrobe
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: what about their husbands/wives/lovers whatever?
Mack [to Necanthrope]: No, no...I remember. To get to Narnia they climbed into a dresser drawer
Mack never did figure out how they fit
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: it's so tragic.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: see, narnia kicked so much ass that they didnt care, since they were back
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: so there. nyeah.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: and imagine what it would be like...to have been an adult with this whole life, and have it just snatched away.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yeah
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: you're questioning the logic of a children's story
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yes
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: think about this
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: that's the heart of fanfiction, man.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: your sullying of narnia makes the baby jesus cry
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: I'm writing about the nature of memory
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: because they forget stuff.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: Edmund is my hero
Mack says, "How can anyone writer Narnia porn when it was all so Christian?"
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: edmund was the fucking man
Ivy [to Mack]: you want to see some?
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: he's my favourite
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: yeah
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: though you'd be mad about who I hooked him up with
Mack [to Ivy]: I read it so long ago the context would be lost, I'm afraid
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: a guy, right?
Mack says, "C.S. Lewis as a pornographer?"
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: so to speak
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: a demi-god
Necanthrope say, "I mean, this his gay fanfic after all"
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: totally.
Les_C says, "C.S. Lewis was a great man. Shut up."
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: hating you now
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yeah
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: in Prince Caspian
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: Edmund comments that Bacchus is so pretty he could be a girl, man.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: and he says
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: I dont want want to talk about this
You fall down laughing.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: ITS UPSETTING ME
You say, "okay, I'll write some narnia het for you."
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: NO NONONOONONONON
You say, "who do you want?"
Mack nos, "NooOooOoooOoooOooOooo!!!"
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: just leave it alone god damn it
You say, "Lucy/Tumnus?"
Alora [to Ivy]: throw some scat in there people love scat play
Necanthrope strangles you until your eyes pop out.
You fall down laughing.
Necanthrope say, "I'm going to get another beer"
You say, "good idea."
Chounard grins
Necanthrope say, "when I come bac, I dont want any more narnia porn talk."
You say, "Edmund/Bacchus LIVES"
Necanthrope say, "NONE."
Necanthrope say, "or I'm KICKING EVERYONE'S ASS"
Mizrey laughs at Eggs.
You say, "who doesn't want to hook up with the god of drunkenness?"
Mack says, "Does Narnia porn have rim jobs and anal sex?"
Ivy [to Mack]: well, no
Alora says, "i think there should be shit in the wardrobe and then the lion shows up and says..."
Ivy [to Mack]: though there should be some in there
Mack [to Ivy]: why not?
Mack [to Ivy]: work in a transsexual and I'd read it
Ivy [to Mack]: I just didn't manage to fit it in
Ivy [to Mack]: okay
Ivy [to Mack]: I can do that
Ivy [to Mack]: d00d, I started out in Harry Potter porn.
Mack says, "Transsexuals are always good plot devices for anal sex and rimjobs"
Ivy [to Mack]: I've written rim jobs and anal sex for Harry Potter.
Alora . o O ( did someone sya rimjob? )
Mack [to Ivy]: Harry is so unsexy, though
Ivy [to Mack]: but Draco is hot stuff.
Ivy [to Mack]: and Harry has that scar.
Mack says, "Hermione, on the other hand..."