narnia porn
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ivyblossomIvy [to Necanthrope]: actually at the moment I'm writing Narnia porn.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: oh for the love of christ woman
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: MUST YOU SULLY NARNIA
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: oh yeah.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yes, yes I must.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: I'm trying to start a narnia porn revolution.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: I beg of you not to
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: narnia is one of my childhood favorites
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: it's the fandom of incest and bestiality, of course.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: NO NO NO
Mack says, "Narnia? Like 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Dresser' place?"
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: me too
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: if you drag Aslan into your twisted fantasies, I will be most displeased
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: well, actually, I'm not writing porn for it
Necanthrope [to Mack]: wardrobe
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: nothing is R rated here
Mack [to Necanthrope]: Huh?
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: dammit, it should all be G
Necanthrope [to Mack]: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: I just reread the voyage of the dawn treader
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: but seriously...these kids...go through this wardrobe, grow up, and then disappear one day and turn into children again.
Mack [to Necanthrope]: No...are you serious?
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: me too!
Necanthrope [to Mack]: yes
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: but seriously
Mack can recall the picture...it was a dresser
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: please dont
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: they were adults
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: they left with no warning
Necanthrope [to Mack]: wardrobe
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: what about their husbands/wives/lovers whatever?
Mack [to Necanthrope]: No, no...I remember. To get to Narnia they climbed into a dresser drawer
Mack never did figure out how they fit
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: it's so tragic.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: see, narnia kicked so much ass that they didnt care, since they were back
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: so there. nyeah.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: and imagine what it would be like...to have been an adult with this whole life, and have it just snatched away.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yeah
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: you're questioning the logic of a children's story
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yes
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: think about this
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: that's the heart of fanfiction, man.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: your sullying of narnia makes the baby jesus cry
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: I'm writing about the nature of memory
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: because they forget stuff.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: Edmund is my hero
Mack says, "How can anyone writer Narnia porn when it was all so Christian?"
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: edmund was the fucking man
Ivy [to Mack]: you want to see some?
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: he's my favourite
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: yeah
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: though you'd be mad about who I hooked him up with
Mack [to Ivy]: I read it so long ago the context would be lost, I'm afraid
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: a guy, right?
Mack says, "C.S. Lewis as a pornographer?"
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: so to speak
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: a demi-god
Necanthrope say, "I mean, this his gay fanfic after all"
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: totally.
Les_C says, "C.S. Lewis was a great man. Shut up."
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: hating you now
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: yeah
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: in Prince Caspian
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: Edmund comments that Bacchus is so pretty he could be a girl, man.
Ivy [to Necanthrope]: and he says
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: I dont want want to talk about this
You fall down laughing.
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: ITS UPSETTING ME
You say, "okay, I'll write some narnia het for you."
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: NO NONONOONONONON
You say, "who do you want?"
Mack nos, "NooOooOoooOoooOooOooo!!!"
Necanthrope [to Ivy]: just leave it alone god damn it
You say, "Lucy/Tumnus?"
Alora [to Ivy]: throw some scat in there people love scat play
Necanthrope strangles you until your eyes pop out.
You fall down laughing.
Necanthrope say, "I'm going to get another beer"
You say, "good idea."
Chounard grins
Necanthrope say, "when I come bac, I dont want any more narnia porn talk."
You say, "Edmund/Bacchus LIVES"
Necanthrope say, "NONE."
Necanthrope say, "or I'm KICKING EVERYONE'S ASS"
Mizrey laughs at Eggs.
You say, "who doesn't want to hook up with the god of drunkenness?"
Mack says, "Does Narnia porn have rim jobs and anal sex?"
Ivy [to Mack]: well, no
Alora says, "i think there should be shit in the wardrobe and then the lion shows up and says..."
Ivy [to Mack]: though there should be some in there
Mack [to Ivy]: why not?
Mack [to Ivy]: work in a transsexual and I'd read it
Ivy [to Mack]: I just didn't manage to fit it in
Ivy [to Mack]: okay
Ivy [to Mack]: I can do that
Ivy [to Mack]: d00d, I started out in Harry Potter porn.
Mack says, "Transsexuals are always good plot devices for anal sex and rimjobs"
Ivy [to Mack]: I've written rim jobs and anal sex for Harry Potter.
Alora . o O ( did someone sya rimjob? )
Mack [to Ivy]: Harry is so unsexy, though
Ivy [to Mack]: but Draco is hot stuff.
Ivy [to Mack]: and Harry has that scar.
Mack says, "Hermione, on the other hand..."
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Are Porn and Christianity Mutually Exclusive?
Date: 2003-03-21 05:20 am (UTC)Loving God doesn't preclude celebrating committed, loving, sexual relationships. God gave us that, too...accepting it is a part of living a full life -- even when rimjobs are involved.
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Date: 2003-03-21 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-21 07:33 am (UTC)Narnia slash, OTOH... Ivy, you are so right. Edmund... *goes all blissy-like*
You are writing it, aren't you??? *looks hopeful*
~Jess
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Date: 2003-03-21 09:30 am (UTC)http://www.somedistantgalaxy.com/archive
WHERE IS IT???
Date: 2003-03-21 12:16 pm (UTC)Re: WHERE IS IT???
Date: 2003-03-21 12:43 pm (UTC)Re: WHERE IS IT???
Date: 2003-03-21 12:59 pm (UTC)Vergehen by Sae
Fandom: The Bible (New Testament) | Jesus/Judas
Rating: PG-13
Date: 15 May 2001
I remember the last time he kissed me.
It was slow and deep and deliberate and he tasted like wine and sweat and me. The bed wasn't soft, but his body was; I lay there, my legs intertwined with his and my arm draped over him, my breath brushing the curly black hair on his chest. He languidly ran his fingers through my hair before he gripped it and pulled my head back all of a sudden, his lips almost touching mine.
He whispered to me then, whispered words I've made myself forget, for they were no good. I've not forgotten the sparkling black of his eyes, though, and how they stared intently at me, piercing the darkness. I've not forgotten the curve of his shoulder, the way I kept stroking it with the tips of my fingers, up and down and up and down, a caress almost too light to feel.
And then his hand trailed over my cheekbone and further down my throat, until finally it came to rest at the back of my neck. He pulled me down towards him and touched my lips to his and it was glory and sunlight and sweetest honey.
I couldn't look at him when I left; he was so painfully beautiful.
I remember the last time I kissed him, too.
It was fast and hurried and desperate and it betrayed everything I had ever believed in. He looked at me again, his eyes understanding and sad this time, and something inside me screamed in agony, wanted me to fall to my knees and kiss his feet and beg for forgiveness.
But all I did was cast down my eyes before I walked away.
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Date: 2003-03-23 07:42 pm (UTC)