ivyblossom | Gay Update

I got my gay back.
Thanks to

rubydebrazier. WAAH!!! I love you guys!!!

Edited to add: I got my gay back because

rubydebrazier sent it back to me and I just got it in the mail. It appears that it was not, in fact, stolen by Michael Rosenbaum at all. I just left it in an undisclosed location in New York City. Go figure.

Dear Michael Rosenbaum,

Sorry d00d. Didn't meant to blame it all on you. I mean, it looked like it was your fault from this end. I was totally prepared to bear your children and bring you beer while you play with your playstation in your pajamas. Though, bearing your children while bringing you a beer might be a bit trickier, but I am a crafty woman, I could have done it.

But no fear. I am no longer in danger of such silliness. Sorry for any inconvienence I may have caused you, I hope you don't take it personally either way. I mean, no hard feelings, right? I'm sure you're a great guy, I mean, really. It's just that...

Well, I mean. Chicks, man. Chicks are totally cool.

Your friendly gay fan,

Ivy Blossom

Now I want to move to NYC and consumate my polyamorous relationship with

epicyclical and

rubydebrazier. Possibly they have tinkered with my gay a little, but I'm not complainin'.