Gay Update

[ivyblossom]

I got my gay back.
Thanks to epiclycical and rubydebrazier. WAAH!!! I love you guys!!!

Edited to add: I got my gay back because epicyclical and rubydebrazier sent it back to me and I just got it in the mail. It appears that it was not, in fact, stolen by Michael Rosenbaum at all. I just left it in an undisclosed location in New York City. Go figure.

Dear Michael Rosenbaum,

Sorry d00d. Didn't meant to blame it all on you. I mean, it looked like it was your fault from this end. I was totally prepared to bear your children and bring you beer while you play with your playstation in your pajamas. Though, bearing your children while bringing you a beer might be a bit trickier, but I am a crafty woman, I could have done it.

But no fear. I am no longer in danger of such silliness. Sorry for any inconvienence I may have caused you, I hope you don't take it personally either way. I mean, no hard feelings, right? I'm sure you're a great guy, I mean, really. It's just that...

Well, I mean. Chicks, man. Chicks are totally cool.

Your friendly gay fan,

Ivy Blossom

Now I want to move to NYC and consumate my polyamorous relationship with epicyclical and rubydebrazier. Possibly they have tinkered with my gay a little, but I'm not complainin'.

Comments

Re: sorry for posting anonymously

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

O.O

Is she single?

*dies*

Well, tell her that we very appreciate her brother. :)

Re: sorry for posting anonymously

[cynicizm.livejournal.com]

I apologize for replying late.

Anyway, I don't know much about her personal life, but I do believe she is single.
She also lives with a female roommate, and a cat...

And I'll be sure to tell her :)
About your appreciation of her brother, that is.


- Linda