Satan, thy name is bonibaru

[ivyblossom]

I'm trying really hard to hold on to the gay, but it keeps eluding me today. First, bonibaru links me to a weepy clex vid, with Michael Rosenbaum looking all appealing and stuff, and then she tells me that rumour has it that his sister is gay, and then with all the Tom Welling's ass comments that are just, like, completely lacking in any shame whatsoever, which is such a hot button for me...

Oh dammit. He's still on my list, yo. That's all I can say. My list of basically one, now that I think of it. Joaquin Phoenix is still sort of on it, but his chain smoking puts me off. I'd rather he just made me a salad.

Michael Rosenbaum can also make me a salad, but he has to sing while serving it and then dance around while I eat it. I mean, is that really so much to ask?

Comments

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

You force me to keep doing this, you know. You must realize it's entirely your own fault. This false sense of security that you keep putting up around you is no match for the power of Michael. He is the perfect - nay, the ONLY - man worthy of your attentions.

Walk toward the light.

[tzi.livejournal.com]

Jesus, woman. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

*cries* If I had any gay to steal, he'd own it. *falls over*

I demand to know the name of the weepy Clex vid! (Kat sent me one and. *_*; Wah. It was stuck in my head for days. And it's stuck in my head again now. Damn the lot of you.)

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

I saw this journal entry and felt the need to share my lj picture with you.

Sigh! I'm so jealous. MR is *so* much prettier than me. It's rare to see anyone who can pull off androgeny that well. Personally, I'm strait, but I suspect if he were a woman I'd still want to sleep with him.

(if you're wondering who the hell I am - I'm one of your fans from the veelainc list and my penname is EFA)