Quiz

[ivyblossom]

Picture it: You have two boys. They are somewhere between nine and eleven. It's 9am on a Sunday morning. You:

• Tell them to watch tv quietly until a decent hour.
  
• Send them off to Sunday school.
  
• Give them books to read. Quietly.
  
• Tell them to go play at the park across the street and be back by lunchtime.
  
• Send them to play ball under Ivy's bedroom window. Hey, she was only out last night until 2am, and is only a little hungover. She won't mind. Heck, 9am isn't even that early on a Sunday, is it. She should be up anyway.

That is all I have to say about that.

My superintendent is completely obsessed with a) having not a single dandelion on the lawn, and b) mowing. He mows all weekend, which is odd given that there is all of about 40 feet of grass around my building. He even has a little mower that you ride instead of push. Someone in the veelainc chat suggested that he just likes a large vibrating machine between his legs and I think she is very wise. That's the answer to so many world issues, don't you think?

I took isilya with me to a party thrown by a couple of old high school friends. I think there was a total of two straight people in the room, wait, possibly three. She managed to convince one rather conservative fellow that his true calling in life was to be a pole-dancer wearing a sparkly G-string, and she also managed to convince his roommate that he would look his best wearing nothing but a vibrating butt plug. Also, while up until now my friends thought I was odd for writing Harry Potter porn, her RPS and bibleslash were a whole other category that needed to be seen to be believed. My perversion is now understood among my own people for what it is: not perverted at all. I feel vindicated.

Today is father's day. What do you get a man who hates most things? Tough call, tough call.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

For Father's Day I got my dad a bra to give to my mom hehe
How's that for perverse?
-Ari

[nefeleo.livejournal.com]

Today is father's day. What do you get a man who hates most things? Tough call, tough call.

I face the exact same question every gifty holiday. :/

I am glad to see that you and Isilya are having fun. I am jealous of you both. ;D

[turquoise-dream.livejournal.com]

What I get my father: Whatever my mother tells me to.

And man, didn't you at least frighten the boys off?

[melieltathariel.livejournal.com]

Any time I have to give my parents presents I give them little pieces of paper that say "I owe you one favor." They love them and only sometimes actually ask for the favor.

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

Id have them watch TV.

But with my experience, I just baby sitted for a friend, and it was three boys between 5 and 8.

So the TV wouldnt hold them for long,so then it would turn into playing ball outside the window,till they broke something.Then there would be the park, but Id feel guilty and end up sitting out there.So I guess Id do anything that ivolved me able to lay down with them in view.

0_0 No, I wasnt ranting;)

[auntbeast.livejournal.com]

don't get him anything; go and destroy some stuff that he hates. nothing says "i love you, dad" more than a pile of smashed shards and rubble.

so, have you an isilya gone to immigration canada yet to get her citizenship?

[doll-mouth.livejournal.com]

Well this has nothing to do with your entry, though it was v. v. amusing. I was looking through a magazine (I think it was Jane) and they had a picture of the new Wonder Woman, and she looks exactly like your icon. I was sitting in my living room and I said out loud, "That looks just like Ivy's icon." My mother was v. scared ;).

~Dasani