Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, by Christopher Moore.
This book is freaking hilarious. Now, I always love a book with religious themes, including Gore Vidal's Live from Golgotha, and Julian Barnes' History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, and of course Our Lady of the Lost and Found, by Diane Schoemperlen, so I really couldn't say no to this one. The gist is that the childhood friend of Jesus, Levi, aka Biff, is called back to the world 2000 years after he died to write out his testament. So he writes down his life with the Messiah while the angel who's set to guarding him watches soap operas and wrestling. It turns out that Jesus was actually called Joshua, of course, and he was a funny little kid. Biff invented sarcasm, and I think it's because he had to. This book is so incredibly funny, I can't even begin to tell you. I got stared at on the bus because I was laughing so much.
But you know, the reason I really, really love it is because the characters are actually real. I mean, a lot of parodies and humour stories let their characters be wooden and fake, but this book does actually have real people in it. I totally adore Biff. He's a jackass but such a total sweetheart, I want to snuggle him. I weep for them, I do. There's nothing I love more than really feeling a character's love for someone else, you know? Particularly when there are no flowery speeches or anything like that. Just...
Okay, so I'm not actually finished it yet and as far as I know this is not a slashy book. Well, I think it is, but I'm biased. But I have to write Biff/Josh slash, no matter how it ends. Sorry all. It has to be done, it's asking to be done. Read it. You'll see what I mean.
And when I do write sweet, sweet Biff/Josh love, I'll be doing it for
joyouschild. <333
This book is freaking hilarious. Now, I always love a book with religious themes, including Gore Vidal's Live from Golgotha, and Julian Barnes' History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, and of course Our Lady of the Lost and Found, by Diane Schoemperlen, so I really couldn't say no to this one. The gist is that the childhood friend of Jesus, Levi, aka Biff, is called back to the world 2000 years after he died to write out his testament. So he writes down his life with the Messiah while the angel who's set to guarding him watches soap operas and wrestling. It turns out that Jesus was actually called Joshua, of course, and he was a funny little kid. Biff invented sarcasm, and I think it's because he had to. This book is so incredibly funny, I can't even begin to tell you. I got stared at on the bus because I was laughing so much.
But you know, the reason I really, really love it is because the characters are actually real. I mean, a lot of parodies and humour stories let their characters be wooden and fake, but this book does actually have real people in it. I totally adore Biff. He's a jackass but such a total sweetheart, I want to snuggle him. I weep for them, I do. There's nothing I love more than really feeling a character's love for someone else, you know? Particularly when there are no flowery speeches or anything like that. Just...
Okay, so I'm not actually finished it yet and as far as I know this is not a slashy book. Well, I think it is, but I'm biased. But I have to write Biff/Josh slash, no matter how it ends. Sorry all. It has to be done, it's asking to be done. Read it. You'll see what I mean.
And when I do write sweet, sweet Biff/Josh love, I'll be doing it for
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Date: 2003-10-14 09:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-14 09:37 pm (UTC)So nice of you to remember it, though.
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Date: 2003-10-14 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-14 09:53 pm (UTC)If you write Biff/Josh slash, I will love you forever. There needs to be Biff and Josh slash in the world.
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Date: 2003-10-14 09:55 pm (UTC)Thanks for the rec!
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Date: 2003-10-14 10:35 pm (UTC)All about the GodCock.
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Date: 2003-10-14 10:57 pm (UTC)You should e mail Chris. He's really cool and sweet and he promised me that I could play Maggie or Jody (from BS Fiends) when his books get the whole movie treatment. I lurve him.
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Date: 2003-10-15 03:40 am (UTC)I promise you my firstborn child, or something of equal value, if you write Josh/Biff slash!
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Date: 2003-10-15 07:05 am (UTC)Ahem, but yes, hysterically funny book. I thought it would make a fabulous addition to my Religion in American Fiction class, but alas, I read it after we evaluated the class. I was going to mention my favorite part, but I realized I can't choose just one.
And if you write Josh/Biff slash, you will probably become my favorite person ever :-)
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Date: 2003-10-15 07:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-15 08:00 am (UTC)Those are absolutely hilarious. Brothers Barion and Coyul are stranded by their drunken party buddies on a planet where the highest form of life is a dead-ending ape. And wackiness ensues when they boost its intelligence.
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Date: 2003-10-15 11:19 am (UTC)"don't ever let anybody tell you the Prince of Peace never smote anybody."
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