Ivy has landed...again
Jan. 1st, 2004 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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bonibaru's house in New Jersey. It's very cosy and comfy and nice. She has a tremendous view. We had dinner and determined that honey attracts more flies than vinegar, which might be a good reason not to put honey out. And then one of her cats ate a fly.
As I got here I realized that I seem to have misplaced my ticket home. I haven't seen it since Niagara Falls, so it might not be at the avocado orblackholly's house. I can't seem to get my email, so if anyone's seen this ticket, I'm be pleased to hear about it.
Otherwise, I think I'll just stay in the US indefinitely. You know, hang around, get a job, make illegal money, just chill. Hehehehee.
*collapses into an orgy of snot*
bonibaru's house in New Jersey. It's very cosy and comfy and nice. She has a tremendous view. We had dinner and determined that honey attracts more flies than vinegar, which might be a good reason not to put honey out. And then one of her cats ate a fly.As I got here I realized that I seem to have misplaced my ticket home. I haven't seen it since Niagara Falls, so it might not be at the avocado or
blackholly's house. I can't seem to get my email, so if anyone's seen this ticket, I'm be pleased to hear about it.Otherwise, I think I'll just stay in the US indefinitely. You know, hang around, get a job, make illegal money, just chill. Hehehehee.
*collapses into an orgy of snot*
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Date: 2004-01-02 01:56 pm (UTC)No, come home NOW and entertain me!
People like you are the reason I keep getting stopped and searched at the border you know:
Border Guard: Well, you're at university and you are visiting friends for one evening. Are you sure that you don't want to pass up your Canadian passport and that tricksy English accent and stay in America for ever and ever?
Me: Gods no! Why would I want to stay here?!...sorry, was that offensive?