Pass the midol.

[ivyblossom]

First off: all of my profs are geniuses. Or, at least most of them. I just sit there in class and gape and drool and tell treehavn how much I love them all.

Reason number 483920843290483294032849320 to love my cataloguing professor:

*lights go on*
Jackass student #1: Wow, that's bright! Like the sun! Bright! In my eyes!
Ivy: *cold glare*
Prof: Yeah, it's like those times when you're out dancing with someone at a bar all night, and then you see them in the light and think, 'Oh GOD!'
[pause]
Ivy: *laughs insanely*
rest of class: *blank stare*
Prof: [very small voice] ....I'm sorry.

In other news, I'm crampy, feeling sick to my stomach, and feeling like a big bloated thing that might hover over your town like a blimp or other large floating object, propelled by the sheer force of my burning, crampy, panicky hormones.

I'm feeling a deep desire to post about how much I love joyouschild, luciusmalfoy and isilya, but that would be long, wordy, weepy and boring. So I'll just leave it at that. I miss bonibaru, but I know she won't miss my silly hormonal ranting right about now.

Comments

[lia-alexandra.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love you're professor. Will he be mine? Mine cracks lame jokes.

[kerri]

Dude, what's wrong with the rest of that class? I would have cracked up if one of my profs said that, too. *grins* Don't worry Ivy, we all love you. *rubs noses* Feel better soon!

[shinysilvercoin.livejournal.com]

Your professor is truely excellent. Your class however, sucks. What's wrong with them?

And if you floated over my town, I would be a very happy girl indeed =3 Blimp status or not.

[142978.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sounds like my Lit prof. Only Bruce isn't the least bit funny, to the point where you laugh because he's so unfunny.

Sucks that you're sick. :( I hope you feel better soon!

[willysunny.livejournal.com]

ohmygoodness, you too?! i just finished my bloated-crampy-crankiness and i know about 43781904738 others who are in the midst of feeling just what you described. do you think we can pick up our cycles via sattelite. ;) *hugs* *brings you tylenol*

[katrrrina.livejournal.com]

Midol never works for my cramps. I <3 Aleve, though.

[joyouschild.livejournal.com]

My love for you is a large and sparkly thing. I'm sure this doesn't come as news, but there you have it.

[(Anonymous)]

You make my abdomen muscles hate everything, and my lungs cease to work often after reading your journals. my amusement is unending. whee.
Amai