Do you pee like a boy?

So I was talking to tromboneborges yesterday, and for reasons unknown I decided to inform him that I pee like a boy.

I don't mean standing up, I really don't. I mean, I don't malinger in the bathroom. People always comment on that. At the movies I'm always waiting outside with the boys while the girls are powdering their faces or whatever it is they do. I do this quickly. Pee, wash hands, wipe hands on pants/skirt/shirt while getting out of there. Very simple.

So tromboneborges says we can stand around talking about manly things while the girls do their girlish things.

I mention this to epicyclical. She also pees like a boy. "Why hang around?" she says. "I never understood that." Then I was voicechatting with starbuckle and she says, "Hold on, I have to pee, just one sec!" and off she goes. Less than a minute later she is back.

"I pee like a boy," she says. I am dumbstruck.

Is it a slasher thing, we wonder? Do real slashers all pee like boys? Hence, this poll:
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