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Jan. 16th, 2003 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ivyblossomLady of Arundel posted a very very funny fic in honour of both the drama endured by restrictedsection.org and the two released lines from the much anticipated Order of the Phoenix:
Cease and Desist
"Have you ever wondered, Harry, why Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldmort'?"
"Uh, no, actually. He told me back in second year. Said that he didn't like using his father's muggle name. Plus, Lord Voldemort sounds much more impressive than Tom Riddle."
"Well, yes, that's very true. However, Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldemort' long before his pursuit of world domination." Dumbledore paused dramatically. "You see, `Lord Voldemort' is actually his porn star name."
"Have you ever wondered, Harry, why Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldmort'?"
"Uh, no, actually. He told me back in second year. Said that he didn't like using his father's muggle name. Plus, Lord Voldemort sounds much more impressive than Tom Riddle."
"Well, yes, that's very true. However, Tom Riddle adopted the name `Lord Voldemort' long before his pursuit of world domination." Dumbledore paused dramatically. "You see, `Lord Voldemort' is actually his porn star name."
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Date: 2003-01-17 04:45 pm (UTC)