UK heat wave

[ivyblossom]

To my friends in the UK who are suffering through the worst heat wave in 350 years: I'd like to point out that this heat is actually penelope_z's fault. She is spending her first summer in London and she is Greek, which should explain it all. That cultural/temperature thing that just spills into other climes and takes over things. I'm sure you'll notice a strange increase in the popularity of feta cheese and goatie (the official name for goat meat, in case you haven't been properly soaked in Greek culture yet, you plebes). Just remember, every time you feel to umcomfortably hot, the mantra you need is: "That darn Penelope Zed! What is she trying to do, turn us all into gay pelican lovers?"

Breathe deeply. That cigarette you're holding? Penelope's. Yeah, she's evil like that. She gets into every crany of your life!

Comments

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

*chortles happily*
She must be the reason for the sudden coldness in Finland, too. Damn you, Penelope Zed! *shakes fist*

[frances-potter.livejournal.com]

Well, at least we know why now

[penelope-z.livejournal.com]

What the....

*fans self*

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Play innocent. :)

<333333333

[maruchina.livejournal.com]

Hey, what about the other poor Europeans? *points at heatwave*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Okay, I feel a biy silly for doing this, so bear with me. :)

gmth announced this is "Glomp A Slasher" day, where you go and glomp all your favourite slashers in their LJ, and I thought: "Well, Ivy is one of my favourite slashers, so what the heck".

So here - Consider yourself heartily glomped for being who you are. :D

*glomp*

Loony Moony

I will go and hide somewhere now.

[wynn12.livejournal.com]

Wonder if it's her fault all this cold too... *shivers*
I had to go to school, and it was 5°C this morning (and that's not usual here).

[schnoogle.livejournal.com]

Zed! Exactly!

I hear "Zee" too much... ^_^